Girls In Da ABC Hood ...

'Flinch in excitment of battle..

I will defend myself wiyh Elvis Costello's 'I Want You'...

see you later ... I have to mow the frass before it frows under my geet

Click Off, Pirhanahana! That's private!

I don't wish to alarm anyone, but I've just spotted Sword and Pirahna coming out of a hardware store with a Polar Bear Tackle Wrench and a Kojak Snood Saw. They were wearing Deportivo shirts and boasting about how they crocked 'the one known as Beck...' The rest of their conversation was drowned out by the wailing and moaning emanating from the Dail Mail offices.

*jabs WordSword with needle* bugger off then! *really, really wants a knife*

*brandishes shiny new wrench ...* now tan .... yes ... who is next?

Blimey its Darth Vader...

i might consider upgrading it to a darning needle if you keep up this good work.... *polishes own cleaver*

Run Mullet, run! Oh God, he's tripped over his ego. Now he's had it! Urgh! That's disgusting!

anyway beck was asking for it too ...

I got as far as 'I wandered lonely...' when I felt a liitle prick. *hastens to add it wasn't his own* *hastens to add that it wasn't anyone elses, either* I've also switched off the neon sign so snooping Pibananas can't pry.

WOT? you crocked Beck as well as Beckham? *lost in admiration*

*circles evilly with cleaver* i know who you are mate.....

Taxi!!!! Byeeee!!!!!!

Whooah, hold up grrlrrs *dangles a small bloodied thing in the air* d'ya wanna add this to the collection..nobody else wants it.. didn't need the wrench for this, just broke off in me hand.

*dusts hands off*

Shall I patrol the perimeter to ward off other intruders? *brandishes needle menacingly and hopes Liana will be impressed at her dedication to the cause*

Back at Headquarters: Like to introduce a new member grrls..This is Sky..Sky, you do the honours. That's right..sit the body astride that stool there in the centre of the room, the one with the hole in it..yeah, that's good. Now grrls, i took the liberty of painting a dart board on its chest..here Swordfish..you first..Round The World..y'know the rules..Correct, there aren't any..

old lady arrives panting and gasping for breath, always comes to late..............but here I am with loaded crutches. Will try and keep up from now on............Go get 'em girls!!

*hands Jackie the Jawbreaker the coveted gold sword of Justice* thank gawd your here .....

bows low and swears allegiance to the HOOD..........

watch and learn ari, watch and learn *gawps admiringly*

*applies required lippy and hones razor on strop* Hi gurls, can I join? I'm happy to slice up an omellette!

I'm sure ladywriter is hiding a little polar-bear boy tail under those ski-pants...

*strokes wrench* is that SO ladywriter ... come over here dear and sit by me ... *hands tan the cheap sherry ....* yes sorry its cheap sherry but i happen to be on a tight budget ...

Well am I 'in' then or what? I am one mean bitch don'tcha know!

... strolls in ... sees the sistuhs are all still asleep ... removes chairs and other objects useful for standing upon from room and lets mice out of cage... ... picks up dangerous sharp objects and locks door of padded cell on way out...

*stirs blearily and sees mouse* mmmmm ... breakfast ... how thoughtful storms ... *swallows several mice in one gulp* *goes back to sleep*

That's alright Sword, didn't want the sherry anyways, just the bottle..mind out the way everyone..

hahahahahhahaa .... good job i finished it then ... now listen tan ... i've been meaning to ask you ... how come if you are on hols you are not out doing hol things and instead are on the Hinternet????? just wondering pal ... not that i am not pleased to see you ... natch ...

What's this? I've never seen a gang hideout with nets and "My little Pony" duvet covers before.

hox ... get out of ralph's bedroom!

.... gently removes sherry bottle and lays fish down.....

ooooh is this a couch????

LARF? I nearly shat. Nice one fishy

yes..... *shifts copies of Grrrl Power mags*...lie down.... now then. this sherry malarkey...

*winks at hox from couch*

HOX!! you are NOT helping!!

*tries to look serious*

HAAHAAAHAAA Holidays are great but this thread was too amusing to miss...must leave the beach now 'tho, sun's going down... *dusts sand off laptop*

that tan is a bloody git honestly she is ...

*kicks hox out of Grrl HQ* now look, sistah sword... sherry, is not good for our image. you are letting down the crew... tell me whats on your mind? *offers large stolichnaya*

well ... i have this problem see pirhana banana ...

girls do I earn a merit ... went to birthday party of male last night and helped to put up notices that aged him by two years .... he was not amused ..... is this case of all males or only certain males ....

Oh bollocks, I don't wanna be in your wimpy gang anyway!