"The problem of ABCTales must be addressed."

In a *startling* speech today, Prime Minister Tony Bleugh addressed the problems afflicted the nation's primary online publishing site ABCTales.

"It's not good enough that our writers should spend all day at each other's throats. It not good enough that potential ABCTalers are scared off by the sheer greed and corruption of the few. It's not good enough that people children in fear at the latest outbreak of violence. This government pledges to clean out the system and pursue peace.....and justice....and freedom....for all users of the site, so that we can truly be proud of our men and women of the arts. I won't rest until that is done."

The Prime Minister's speech received mixed reactions - one elder member commented, "It needed to be said. This site's gone from bad to worse in the time I've been here. You can't leave your sets unlocked anymore or go for a banter around the forums after dark. It's not safe for the children. I welcome any changes."

One key participant in the forums said that what the Prime Minister said ultimately amounted to censorship: "He's failed to think through the implications. How do you bring about a regime change without victimising so many innocent people?"

ABCTaler Henstoat laughed and laughed and laughed, until he was shot.