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Did you Missi?...I must be going blind, then.

You're really not getting the hang of this Elfun are you, I was being silly. Perhaps you should just stick to the techie bit. No, no forget that, you'll only misread me again and be miffed.

Hi Fish... you sound positively sparky.. nice to hear from you. Who is coming on the 15th? Are we going to get something of a reunion. I am planning to be there.. having missed the last 2 times.

... yup.. Tan63 too.. welcome back. Have you really been away for long tho sister Tan??!!!

... I find the thought of fish teaching someone to drive rather frightening. Mirror, lippy, (man)oeuvre. You probably won't believe this but whilst out today I found myself wondering where you had got to and decided that I would start a petition thread demanding your return when I got home. I didn't realise my thought waves could travel such distances and you beat me to it. Nice to see you back ... Can't stop - have to get ready to take Mrs. Stormy out on the tiles and I haven't mailed wolfie yet either. I can feel her claws slowly extending ...

aha that's what it was then stormy ... i felt a compulsion i could not identify ...

*rushes in from school* Hurrah! *splashes voddie in several glasses and hands them round with a big grin*

... and a sign for tan .... *waves "small blue thing" received on last birthday*

hey pesky .... surprise!!!! *glugs voddie*

Awwww, Fishcake, how truly marvellous! How're the sprogs? How's Bert? How's the garden? How's the WORDCOUNT?? *quaffs Guinness*

: ) now i'm convinced!

What are you doing with Guinness in clogland - shouldn't it be takes toke? I'm in sunny Brighton so mine's a Babycham.

I'll have you know I go to great lengths to obtain my Guinness, TC. *affronted* You can get the Other Stuff anywhere...

'Runs around Walthamstow in famous red pants drinking a large glass of Shiraz and kissing old ladies..' Bless you and welcome home. Ralph x

Where is Colnel Mustard and Professor Plum when you need them most? Sorry, that was random... I just felt transported into the movie "Clue"

what a joy to ave t'fish back. ah painted loads o pictures once. or was it one picture loads o times...? can't for t'life o me remember. Got to go - ahm off ter spark me clogs.

Yes, isnt it a joy Mr Lowry? Here, have some vodka and put a grin on those dour old chops.. Jmparisi... it was in the bedroom, with the candlestick.

oooh... that sounds oddly appealing and kinky.

Do you mind? I am a middle aged woman with grey hair and wrinkles Justin dear. *pulls tweed cardi around bosoms*

hmmm... God bless us, please, Mrs. Robinson...

tweed cardi? oooh... that sounds oddly appealing and kinky

I have several.. they all look the same from a distance...

who said anything about afar? it would be very, very close...

fish is far too young and foxy for tweed

Indeed she is..... we are having a joint birthday party next year. I will be forty, she of course, will be 26, and decked in pink ostrich feathers.. :o)

you young foxes all look the same from a distance. where's mah specs...

I guess I took my joke a bit too far...? lol

Its a well known fact that Liana has a smashing pair of knockers. (sorry, too much shiraz)

shouldn't it be yahoo@fish? shouldn't it be imbiberyfishbone? shouldn't it be ivoryfishome_again? shouldn't it be i'veareeferfishstoned? shouldn't it be

Ralph, I dunne-o I've never seen Liana's door.

Show a litle bit of respect you little oik or you'll be back in the workhouse.

You are right Lord Bloomsbury. Can I have some gruel please and can I come and lick your silverware clean as a pennence? Please.

Fish truely!!! lovely!!! to see you back have only just seen the thread as haven't been around much lately but glad to know you feel in such great form as well. Liana can I come to yours and Fish's birthday please as I have lots of lovely new clothes waiting in my wordrobe for just such an occasion, promise I'll do my best to be the life and soul of the party...

Of course you can Jay .. you must wear something pink and fluffy though.. :o)))

yes, can we have a bit of respect for the return of Ivoryfishbone, please? welcome back, whopper hopper bottom woman! hip hip hu... now why are you looking at me like that?

Oh goodie goodie I'm into pink at the moment. Thanks Liana...

*waves back* ;-)

aaaargh ... look at that ... so rusty i forgot to put my email addy in ... so ... how is everyone?

* blows kiss *

hey there my old sidekick type chum ...

been keeping you chair warm... would you like me to blow the dust off your desk?

good to see you back fish ;-)

Can it REALLY be....

All we need now is for that nice old geezer to return, y'know, the one with Nursie and the pink flanel. Oooh, and dear Phyllis...

yeah why not? and call stromy round for a cup of tea too ... where is my pencil???

we got rid of the pencils. white board and nobo pens now.

who else terri? i am back and bursting with joy after my break ... yes i know dead bodies and all that ... but ... where is that old bat liana?

nobo pens????? *looks pale*

painting the walls in her new house.

About the dead body........is it, err, you know, umm......DEAD?