Hello?... hello...? hello...?

Well its elemental my dear fellow. We have a mysterious vicar, an unscrupulous incident with eggs in a market places, a physical assault on an un suspecting vicar, who i believe to have been mealy disguised to hid his/her true identity. Then there is this temptress who goes by the name of pioden? A code, off some sort i dare say? Intended to through us off the cent, a ruse of the most fiendish kind and one that hides some dark and godless secret? What do metal spoons and treacle pudding have to with a naked man found waring a pinny, in the kitchen of the mistress pioden? Why was our victim forced to wash the pots and pans, before befalling a terrible fate? I fear this temptress will soon provide us with the answers Watson, i fear she is soon to strike again..

*Nervously eyes pinny in cupboard whilst struggling to hold Holmes's unnerving, quizzical gaze*

its all Emmental you two Emmental cheeses ..... someone HAS to wash the dishes now don't they and since I DO the cooking its only right that someone else does the dish washing and since we already have a naked chef (not me) its only right that I have a naked dish washer .... now be fair *sniggers*

I knackered but not naked if that's any help

Your lucky just to be knackered - I've become a temptress and I didn't do anything except use my imagination and I got secrets - wish I'd got a box of chocolates and bottle of wine instead

Ha Ha! The game is afoot! Mistress pioden and her accomplice flash, other wise known as the 'naked Sheff', have given the game away my dear Watson.. I believe at this very moment, my two illustrious opponents are plotting an un speakable act involving cheese and various kitchen utensil's? What this desperate act may be dear sir, will be revealed any moment soon and will certainly be of a most un thinkable nature. Off that sir, you may rest assured. Knock Knock.. Ha Ha! Show Mistress pioden to my chamber Watson, this game has only just begun..

Watch it PI............he's trying to lure you into his chamber...........i read somewhere that Sherlock likes to fiddle with himself............or was that fiddle by himself........a wrong word can make a big difference. I didn't know you were a mistress Pi.......you being naughty again or has Sherlock got his clues mixed up?

Astute words in deed sir, but no less an cunning attempt at deception.