The continuing saga continues.......
Big Ears is livid! He thinks his wedding has been turned into a farce! The head bitch won't attend cos she thinks it's beneath her dignity to be seen in a common register office!! Can this be the person that has the audacity to invite herself into the nations drawing rooms on Christmas day, and patronise everyone that will listen, with her sham speeches about her 'loyal subjects'?
The way 'I' see it, that shower of scroungers have NEVER had any liking, OR respect, for those that feed them. It appears to me, that whilst the 'firm' tried to control Diana on the basis that she was damaging the dynasty, Big Ears has done infinitely more damage by thinking he can force the nation to take his floosie to their hearts.
What a dummy!
( all puntuation marks courtesy of you know who)
My 5 year old son asked me the other day what the Queen does. I told him that she spends our money. He asked why (quite reasonably) and I said "because she can".
That's about it really. She spends our money on posh trains and velvety wallpaper.
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I seem to have neglected to update the story recently, probably as I was away for a couple of weeks during which it fell off the front page and it slipped from memory. Sorry to all those pissed off with it but it WILL end on the accursed day, I promise.
... and Diana's brother has declined the invite! I wonder why? No,no, not why he declined, but why he was invited in the first place, especially after the public tongue-lashing he delivered to the ponces at her funeral. The old bag who vindictively removed Diana's HRH (resulting ultimately in her death) has for some sinister reason bestowed the honour on the ugly sister. I have my own beliefs about that but no doubt they will smile inscrutably and say it is normal protocol. The 'blessing' is now to be broadcast live on the Beeb, though what the viewing figures will be like, christ knows.
So, what exactly are the official duties of the Queen or King? Is there any political power associated with it, like being in charge of the national plumbers association or something like that?
Oh dear, The Sun has done it again. They made one mistake, the 'parcel' was fake!
The papers say it's likely to snow on Saturday and sky TV is showing the sentencing ALL day.
Thankfully it's also my step-mothers 90th birthday and I will be out all day at a family meal plus party.
Therefore the final post in this 'slob-log' will most probably be on Sunday. Sorry to drag it out but I don't often get a soap opera to report on.
Oh, and the Ugly Sister was seen sneaking out of a coiffeures (?) having had her roots touched up. Well we can't have Big Ears seen at the altar with an old boot showing her roots, now can we.
The Queen has plenty of official duties, mainly opening schools and hospitals(well she used to, when we still built them). If she did all this crap and lived modestly and wasn't such a dullard, I don't think there would be so much resentment. It's just that her (and her lovely family) spend millions on their high lives and then bitch about how tough it is to be a royal.
Ooh, life's so unfair....
This HAS to be a joke. Some stupid bloody bishop is demanding that Big Ears apologise to Peter Park-Ya-Balls for shagging the Ugly Sister and wrecking his marriage!
Come again? (which is probably exactly what he DID do)
What did he do? Kidnap her and tie her to a tree? No by your leave?
Get bloody real. Big Ears is, and never was, custodian of ANYONES marriage, probably not even his own.
As much as I despise the twerp, he doesn't owe Park-Ya-Balls anything. In fact Park-Ya-Balls owes BIG EARS for taking the Ugly Sister off his hands.
He should bill him!
Well I have an invitation and I am going! I think it is wonderful that they will be wed like the rest of you plebs! And Tony you are a Citizen..just a bit slower than the rest! Tick, tick, tock! Hahahahahahahahahahahah.....
Mandy, I'm not 'steamed up'. The wanky windsors are the permanent objects of my piss-taking. When the soap opera ends I'll leave them alone until they demand more of my attention. To me they are entertainment. Among other things. If you find the thread pathetic and petulant, don't read it my dear.
That bloody pope! HOW he could he be so inconsiderate as to die in order to frustrate Big Ears and the Ugly Sister. It has also boosted the security cost by a million quid! I wonder who's going to pay for that?
The head bitch has, it seems, stated that the reason she wasn't going to be at the sentencing is because he responsibilities as head of the confidence tricksters takes precedence over her responsibilities as a mother. I'm so bloody glad she's not MY ma. Menwhile back at the ranch...
Big Ear's spawn have been getting pissed at every opportunity in Switzerland. It's reported that Billiam has scolded a friend for dancing with a homosexual, and Hewitt Jnr (or so the rumour goes) has been overheard calling someone a 'fucking wan.ker'. And to think I stressed myself out for years over not having a public school education.
It's not a private thread, they are a mythical non-existent variety. It's just that it appeared to be causing you some grief and I merely offered a solution to your pain.
Newsflash.....
Oh dear, the Boil family HAVE to have 'open doors' and let the plebs in!!!
That means I can turn up and voice my opposition to the proceedings on the basis that cross species breeding is unethical.
Boy, Missi's full a' piss n' vinegar tonight! Yowza!
Although I don't really give a rat's arse one way or t'other about Chuckie and his longtime love, I do wish them happiness as long as they can get it. They'll both be hounded to death by the paraparazzi, much like the good lady Di was, I'm afraid. Telephoto lenses pressed against the windows of the honeymoon chamber and the like.
*urp!*
*exits to find a wastepaper basket*
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