Well is it?

Well it's certainly safer than it ever was in the past, but I don't think it's even a quarter as amusing...

Surely it should be: Hisssssss hit Zafe? I bet you had drinks with Sir Larry, didn't you Ralph?

There is a bloke called Larry who works on the market up the road> I have had a cuppa with him. I once had a beer with Sir Larrys daughter though. Her name is Tasmin and had very nice hair. I once eat 6 Marathon bars in an hour. Man!

Snickers!!!!!!

I agree with Liana *rubs knees Vic-Reeves fashion* The old days were much more amusing... Whatever happened to the old days, one wonders ? *pours large tumbler of Famous Grouse and wonders*

An ex of mine played tennis with Sir Larry's daughter, but he didn't mention her hair. *hands a tin of Fiery Jack to Bob*

I was once shagged by Virginia Woolf...or have I already recounted that torrid tale ? (Liana - I thought you might have a thing or two to say about To the Lighthouse...(writing from elsewhere chat area)...nobody else can be arsed, it seems... *pours another large tumbler, for old times' sake*

I once worked on a Pantomime that had Wolf from 'Gladiators' in. He also had hair. I once also stayed in a lighthouse in Santa Cruz. A fair distance from the state of Virginia. The Bloomsbury Theatre is in Gordon Street. Oppisite is Gordon Square where the old gal Ginnie lived. Micheal Cunningham wrote the book 'The Hours', my frien Marce has had dinner with him. I like the book very much. I know a woman who has the sirname of Holloway. She has read Miss Dalloway. There are going to change 'Snickers' bars back to 'Marathons'. He did not mention her hair because he was looking at her eyes. Coffee anyone?

Can i have tea instead?

Ahhh, the liqour of the middle classes.

All seems safe to me... *attempts once again to relax in comfy chair*

He didn't mention her hair, because he was too busy beating her. At tennis of course.

god what have you lot been drinking!?

yer of course it is !!!!!...................

No, you dont' understand. IS IT SAFE?

YES IT IS

Phew, that's a relief.

ok .....!!

Don't step in the kangaroo crap.

If it aint im a gonna pull yer teef outta your head. loot to the piller on the east hill.

It's never been safe, Ralph. it's always been on the edge - but being on the edge is good. [%sig%]