Damn Americans, at it again.

i told you not to clone those mice! And they reckon elephants can't jump, you should see the slugs go now! better check the plum tree...i think Skip just chopped it down with the axe trying to get at Eve's adam's apple! [%sig%]

I stand corrected, justyn. You're right. My geography lessons are fading into the distance. Don't ask me to do calculus, either!

I've heard of Russian Bears and Yanky Doodles, but ya can't fool me with them Russian Elephants, fella......and ducks don't eat apples neither...I've tried, and they choke the poor buggers! Was Skippy male or female btw.....I've never sexed a Kangaroo? I've have heard the real roo females don't carry their pouches off well in Aussie bush since that Pricilla blew through onboard a Greyhound! *Points his Pelicans towards Loch-Ness*

Oy!...don't tie me Kangaroo down sport...it's just not cricket!....waddle waddle waddle. It was never easy to tell what sex skip was, it was a notion always obscured by the Koala wrapped around the wrist. And gummi bears are so much cuter and more vicious, so it mustn't have been a she-male. Sooo, does that duck have any spare ribs? *puts apple on ducks head & loads crossbow with snake at the level...licks lips* [%sig%]

Jaspie, do you have two personalities now?

I didn't realise he had one?

archergirl...please don't deny my existence...it makes me feel so ghoastly! besides...Jaspie is far better looking than i will ever be...and he rides motorbikes better than me too. But then, i'm here to learn where i can, not criticise where i can't. But i'm blonder than he is...and have a cuter and/nor/but! [%sig%]

Good heavens. Now I'm spooked, for sure...

flash...you should know all about ones, for one one was one two once....don't you remember?...i guess you were born at a very young age...and a wild one at that. don't worry, two dimensions will always need you!...and two are always better than one!!

Flush has got his dick in his hand again....that's one with two dimensions...one is, "Does what one can hold between two very small fingers pass as dick": and two is, "Is Flush significant, or a twat"...lol?

just chuckling to see if he could count...but apparently neither on or yes. Twas always the way of clay soil Johndo! I yoke your oak not! Four such wisdom comes not from temptation, but from uh-huh. *twrinkles in the morrow*

Margarine or Buddah! I'm new on this planet: but as the lights older than time, tomorrow's happened however long ago it took the sun delivered it today! Ever tried to run over a tomorrow going fater than the speed of light while ya spinning a 67000 miles an hour fella...fark! Twinkle what star? They may be all memories...but we'll never know that either! Drown in yesterday.....before the sun delivers it tomorrow, that is..lol! *I can smell dead fish*

You ain't seen me bum lately...it's cute'r than yours now btw! Much crisper farts too..lol! Blonde hair, hummphhh...SKEG!!! I've got a licence.....errrr....is time relative here?

It's the Vogans trying out their disintegration weapon - I knew the end would be nigh when we started cloning babies...

Someone's hiding a great big plug somewhere. [%sig%]

Maybe the CIA is actually responsible for the grackle attacks in Houston, after all...

The CIA isn't allowed to muck around inside the country, it would have to be the FBI, or the Secret Service.

Or so they tell us...

Are there any countries directly underneath Russia with a penchant for large water features? [%sig%]

Who the hell is that smiley idiot? Is he britains answer to bubba bush? He sure is dumb enough.

Obviously George has kin in the states :o)

All they have to do is find the straw and follow it to the mouth that is sucking the lake dry. Gee, you'd think they could figure that out for themselves.

Well, the Ural Sea is drying up, too; boats left beached half a km from the shoreline. Zomezing in RRRRusssya eez verrry thirrrrztyyy.

The beauty of wrinkling stars is that there are no reference points needed, unless you blame gravity for falling flesh! ...or take lots of seeds! I can't drown in what i can't step back into!...and i don't enjoy night fishing...i'm a dusk and dawn fellow... -Just ask Rita...worms are far more chirpee then! but you know i and i agree...that that's the way it is...nowaday. ...cuter than my bum? You've been dreaming about bodobodo's again...how art thou so fair weathered?! Soooo, i don't got one to lose!!! *chasp girdle wirp*

I think it's the Aral Sea that is drying up--and has been since Stalin was in office. It has lost about 100 km, not a half km.

A well trained flock of Aussie Pelicans stole it all, you fools....Ullaroo just became a swamp and Ayers Rock is now a 5 star island resort! Our Wombats are really Aquabats, and our Kangaroos have webbed tails with which to hop across oceans and steal all the worlds golden eggs in their pretty pouches...... We'll soon control the entire planet! Platypus will soon rule all Penquin populations....be scared: be very very scared....))) FLY MY PRETTY's ((((( *sinister laugh*

oooh Skip! Get out of the bloody pool! Fair dinkum!...Don't you hate it when Harold's gone all Ronny over God again! Bloody kleenex, their sponges are getting dangerously absorbent. [%sig%]

Libra Fluer is para-absorbant, you fool! *Hides all his pelicans with tampons in their beaks*