I spy

Having just signed a lucrative contract with the CIA to provide 'inside' information on belligerant contributors to the worlds literary sites I hereby post my first report.

Yesterday evening I spent 3 or 4 hrs interrogating a certain individual in the Doncaster area. She always describes herself as a typical old granny but she's lying. I was surprised to find that although she is foreigner in England she speaks with a northern accent, and she is nothing like the archetypal granny.

What can her mission be?

Could it be to report back to her controllers on the state of British writing?

Or perhaps to infiltrate and identify sources of crap material?

I don't think so.

It's my opinion that like a few others on this site she is a lady with strong feelings about a variety of issues and is determined to voice them as and when she feels the need. This sometimes means she ruffles a few feathers, but hell there are some that need ruffling ( some need plucking).

It is my conclusion that this individual presents no threat whatsoever to the western world as we know it (Jim) but is in fact an asset, not only as a writer but as a warm, caring and interesting woman who invited me into her home and along with her equally warm husband offered me tea and hospitality. I enjoyed our meeting immensely and hope to repeat it sometime in the future when I find myself in the colonies.

My contract precludes me from identifying the subject of this report but I'm sure she will be easily identified by the regular contributors to the boards.

I'm afraid I can't disclose my identity either but suffice it to say I am licensed to kill, and won't hesitate to do so if the need arises!

Who will be the next subject of investigation?