You know that Alice Beer?

She was on BBC London Live for a while but got the sack. Which was fair I feel. Ralph

I hate her. When I was at Uni we used to make a point of watching Watchdog so that we could shout at/insult/slander her. The evenings just flew by...

But would she want to shag you when she could have a grown-up?

stuart why are you writing that here when there are hundreds, nay thosands of toilet walls awaiting your type of intelligent quip

Is that a cross between Tooheys beer abd Alice springs. You'll get your nob stuck in the bottle neck

or not as the case may be

I'm turning my room into a giant collage

assuming that he has one big enough!!!! His nob, definitely not his ego!! AJ

'Nay' ? Wow!

She's one of the very few people on television that make me turn off/change channel immediately. She comes over as the archetypal BBC clipboard toting clone with a rich Daddy and a private school education. Fancy her? Not 'till hell freezes over.