The scary abctales teddy bear

I can't bear to meet a bare bear!

I don't know... can teddy bears even hold a scalpel? And even if it could, the hole was on the back of its head and its arms weren't long enough. I still think it's a government conspiracy.

*never liked teddy bears*

We bought a teddy bear for my little cousin last Christmas and there was a hole in its head. But when we bought it, you couldn't tell because it was so fuzzy. I'm a bit worried what they did with, and why somebody took out the poor bear's brain. Well, you know, the apes took out that ONE guy's brain in -- or part of it, anyway, in the Planet of the Apes. Maybe in the past, teddy bears were the intelligent creatures and this FAO Schwartz guy is trying to hide that from us.

clowns are worse ...

Chucky returns in "Chucky fourteen, The killer Teddy Bear Terminator"...then you have to have "Terminator two" etc...played by Aahnold in a giant teddy bear suit. It would be cool to have someone small do a "Bear" appearance, completly nonchantly at some events....

On the other hand, I've always liked Paddington Bear.

A clown and teddy bear double bill. I want a hand to hold. Ralph

all stuffed animals are scary, but dolls are the worst. They way they just sit and stare at you, laughing at you, plotting your demise... A clown doll holding a teddy bear would be the most sinister thing ever. Although real bears are fantastic

Well, of course it is, Don - Teddy bears? Roosevelt? Need I say more???

The camberwick green clown was the second cousin of "bubbles the test card clown" and lived not far from chigley. He died rather horribly when he got caught in the cogs that turned the end credits and although people thought that Brian having a first aid certificate in toy clownery could help him, it soon became clear that Brian Can't.

Algy met a bear The bear met Algy The bear was bulgy The bulge was Algy

Stop it stop it!! Don’t bring Brian Cant and Hannibal the doll into it the menagerie of my mind. They are all out of bed Mum!!! Ralph

dont worry about the hole donignacio, see bears are rather primitive and rather than develop aspirin to cure headaches like all rational species do they use the timeless skill of trephinning (spelt right?). While it can be painful you do tend to forget your headache when it happens. Well, at least it will save you all that money you would have spent on paracetemol for the teddy.

According to the children's rhyme: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had not hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, Was he? Well, no, if you put it that way, but a hairless bear could be scary, especially if he has mange du blanc.

Exactly Justyn I am petrified of this bear thing. I used to hide behind the settee and dribble when Trumpton and Camblewick Green was on the television. It was the clown winding up the credits at the end (You might not have a clue to what I am talking about Just because you are an American and they may not have shown it there). Will the bear be at the Poetry cafe gig next week? if so is he reading and how much is he getting paid. Is it a male bear? I am tired. Ralph