what's the difference between a woman and a terrorist?

joining next door cat in a discussion on the merit of the whether that ginger Tom from over the roads assets are worth the bother and whether it will rain in the morning.... but gets distracted by something called 'brains' ..... what is the difference ? Janus ...... thinks I might regret asking this .........

All women ARE terrorists! It's what they're good at, terrorising us poor sods! So perhaps Huge is right, if we stick together and only approach them one at a time, then tell them Huge is really an omellette we might just get the better of 'em! We could put pressure on them by resorting to underhand tactics, some of which I've compiled into a short anti-terrorist handbook. 1) If they don't bring us tea in bed, don't let them do the washing up! 2) If they refuse to scrub the floors don't let them wear the suspender belt. 3) If they won't scrub the skidmarks off your Calvins don't let them wash the car. 4) If they decline to cook three course meals every evening tell them the shag is off! That should do for starters, they ain't gonna like this one little bit! I think we're on a winner here Huge, and I don't mean Michael!

*raises eyebrow*

..'whats the diff between...' I think I know this one.. its about parking, right.. terrorists having difficulty parking airplanes or some such.. whilst women, right, are just conniving bitches.. I think.. am I right?

*ooh raises eyebrow higher* *waggles ears too*

*Notices pioden's admission that she can't lose a pen in her cleavage, glances at fish*

Could be 1leg. The punchline I've heard is that its possible to negotiate with a terrorist!!

charming

ahhhhh but I can ..... just know someone who likes finding it when I lose it ...... it gets stuck ..... you do realise that there are many ways of looking ..... I mean .... oh god why did I mention this .....

Don't understand Huge.. why would you ever want to 'negotiate'?? *waggles other eyebrow* *laughs out loud cos just knows that he is onto a winner here in the waggling appendages stakes*

*waggles everything he's got*

with only 1 leg? surely not :o) *waggles one finger*

*trembles* Boy these Girls from the Hood are tuff!

*folds arms, spins on heel, and walks away smirking*

Liana i shall dream of your eyebrows and fingers all night! Would you mind waggling your bum for me please?

*folds arms, spins on heel, and walks away smirking and waggling bum*

Now look here Huge, I've stuck me bleeding neck out here and you're chatting up the Bin Laden of the bitch-hood! Are you full of crap are are you just after a shag?

* still sat on bum, 2 black eyed, recovering from frontal bazooka waggling attack* *mists of confusion now clearing.. surprisingly not too upset, tho*

useless you lot useless night night :o)