Next ABCtales evening?

nah... actually i should fess up i'm 27 though i look about 15 according to the woman in Tescos last week when i wanted to buy cigarettes

It's a pity your mother didn't masturbate on the critical ocassion Stufart, she may have had a better result.

Behave!

just when you thought it was safe...

*wanders off with a sullen look on his face after having his wrists slapped*

haha Neil Sedaka? Isn't he about 120 now? My mum & dad used to listen to him

I would come on a Friday, or Saturday anywhere. Midweek, nearish only. Just to see if Missi walks the walk!

Back to your sexual prowess again are you Dicko?

Yes I know Tony. *in the absence of dicko, slaps own wrists*

Keep your wrist actions to yourself. * slaps own writs * wrote that first, thought it was funny typo, should be: * slaps own wrist *

Come on Stuart, we almost got together once before didn't we. I'll meet you in a different pub first if you like.

Just wondering. Is their any one travelling down from Scotland for this?

i'd really like to make this one but am so completely useless about making firm committments. will try harder

Sorry Sabelle not with you on this one as I loved Neil Sedaka have still got some of his stuff and I'm not 120 or anyway near that>>>>>yet Please don't exaggerate as it doesn't became a nice girl like you. Hope you know by now when I'm joking...

As I said, Tony Dee IS Neil Sedaka when he's not seducing Kath with his teenage angst songs.

Stephen - don't bother. You'll just see grown men behaving like children by the sounds of it. Though my children are better behaved than this shower

Will Lofty be coming in fancy dress again? *lol at Liana*

Jay, I've got David James, Freddie Ljungberg, Trevor Sinclair, Ade Akinbye, Jay, Jay, Okocha, Ricky Gervais and Ricky Grover lined up. Should keep us going until we get to the club

So you won't be coming out to play then Sadbelle? That's a shame because if Dicko is as good as his word it could prove very entertaining. If it's a Friday night (his favourite night for falling over juice and pill popping), we could be witness to him reciting the German alphabet as he slowly sinks 10pts and swallows 3 'E's before he whips his dong out and offers all the women outside. Stufart could turn up in person and assault Lofty and Cooky on the grounds that he hates capitalists and the DTI have ordered him to destroy WMD. Meanwhile Larph will be over in the corner on a step ladder talking to his bird. It almost sounds like an early 60's Dylan song.

They better hide the grub if Gervais and Grover turn up.

Flash They are lovely men. Not gorgeous looking, but a sense of humour is second to none. I'd take Ricky Grover over someone like Brad Pitt any time. Cor As Skeeter would say

Sabi don't be so silly, you 'll sighing over Giant haystacks next, now go take you tablets and watch the footie .

Positively 4th Street for sure baby!

Missi I was talking about Stephen travelling all the way from Scotland. Russell Square is not far for me & I could do with a laugh at the moment and I think you lot will provide me with that.

i'm ok most nights......but prefer a thursday as i can cope with hangovers better on a friday.....

Sabelle if your going I might just turn up in my wheelchair, I can move very fast in that especially when chasing men. Go if you get the chance as having been twice I can and do recommend it...

Jay That's funny. But I don't think there's any men to chase are there? Unless we bring some with us!!!

By the way Missi if there is going to be photos please!! make sure I get some especially new faces...

I have a large white van with two good tyres that maxes out at 58mph and I live in Norfolk. Have a good time everyone

Sabelle know I haven't lost my touch yet so I'm game if you are...

Count me in! Thursdays are good for same reasons as Martin gives. [%sig%]

Cant do midweek - as usual.. babysitters, Uni next day etc etc.. everytime Ive been to an abc do, it's caused right grief.... *martyred sigh*

I am waiting for my magic carpet to take me there and give you all company. [%sig%]

Count me in I'm curious to meet some of the people who post

OK Cooky, here's what you do. You doss on Martins floor on a Friday night, after spending several hours getting pissed with him, and pissing his new bride off. The you spend all day Saturday getting over it and do it all again on Saturday night! That way you get TWO piss-ups and we get to see Liana and maybe a few others that can't make mid-week. Personally I can make any day, anytime, anywhere, as the Martini advert used to say. (It will be interesting to see if the 'three why's men' have the balls to show their faces, although with the exception of Bernard Delfont I doubt it.)

I would estimate that more than half cant make midweek.... I do get annoyed at the London centricity of the abc events i must admit.

Necrophilia's not my thing. There is something about Ricky Grover I like especially. What's wrong with that? I think he's funny & tbh I've been married to the "cor, he's really good looking" guy & personality is much more important. Ricky, I'm all yours

So do I - it's an absolute that we will have one outside London before the New Year. Believe you me you will find no one less Londoncentric than I!

sound like it will be a good night. i noticed as well that theirs a few members of abc up here. You should do an abc road show or something like that, maybe!

Its not the "outside London " thing thats the problem Tony - its the midweek thing. You will find plenty of people willing to travel, but not when they wont be able to get home til 3am and have work the next day.

The usual answer for all the Norwich lot is that it depends on the precise day. There are no general "no" days. We should have one in Norwich some time. Round our house maybe.

hey after today I'm FREE! ;)) Time Please! Now that the bitch can go, well, this will make interesting viewing. Laughs all the way to the do!

Like Liana, midweek isn't good for me . Friday's are best

Ahaha I'm gonna be living in London now.... finaly able to make these things more often.