Bol.Com Airways
Mon, 2003-09-29 15:20
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Bol.Com Airways
I wish this plane would land. We're forever circling the airport, and this alphabet soup they keep serving us is becoming a nightmare of mush.
I think there's something alive in there. Or maybe dead.
*watches letters BC. AD HOC float by the window, willy-nilly*
Hmm, Bolcom. Sounds like something you rub in for chaps.
I bet Dale Winton uses it.
But O. Capitan, what's the point of your airline (you do 'fly' for Bol. Com?) offering two free return tickets to anywhere in Europe when you remain in this godforsaken State of Never-Landing?
Who is Dale Winton? Did I somehow miss that part of the travelogue?
And I never rub in anything for chaps. I let them do that on their own.
If you don't know who Dale Winton is you don't know how lucky you are.
Shame about the rubbing in business ... was looking forward to a cross atlantic flight ... added bonus of leaving Dale behind too.