Povs

If you (or one) was eating nothing but expired veggies no-one else would want you to live past Weds either :0)

Well, fair points actually. When I was on the dole though, its the sort of horrible thing you have to do. So I wanted to inflict it on someone else. Tell you what fish, stuff it, blow it all on CAKES!!

ooooo skeeter ... that is the best suggestion yet ... let them eat cakes ... i do like the pecan pastries ... and one of my son's friends works at the sainsbury's bakery and sometimes has charge of the reducing price gun ... oh happy day ...

Talking of veggies: cabbage. I found out that a red cabbage, though more expensive than other cabbages, is so tightly packed that it remains fresh and lasts for ages. The number of leaves you can get out of it is astonishing. The red cabbage is an uncanny vegetable; I ascribe mystical properties to it. I should add that the leaves make serviceable indoor shoes, if you have the knack. d.beswetherick.

do you mean slippers?

Lol Andrea darling. But its good for the bowels dont you know? lmao Well i may try that diet again. Then you'd hear me all the way over there in Amsterdam. *Looks at free flights on Ryan Air to Amsterdam* Hmmmmmm maybe can bring my diet and cook for you Andrea darling

Cabbage slippers? Now that's what I call poverty.

somehow i knew that the mere mention of the word slippers would summon you, hox .... it's like rubbing a lamp ...

I am the genie of the slippers, and I grant you 3 wishes, fishyperson.

SLIPPERS SLIPPERS SLIPPER can i have some of that wish stuff??

You may wish for anything that your heart desires, as long as it involves comfortable footwear.

woooooo can i have some..... erm....... let me think........ oooh how about one of those one big slipper things that you put both feet in!! Or can i have some........... slippers that you have a soul so ou can wear them out side, even if the ground is still a little damp. Or some mockasins (i dont know how you spell it) i dont know really why i would wish for these, because one, iam 22 and only really old people i have the one big slipper thing and two i dont wear slippers and walk round bare foot most of the time, so that means i go out side bare foot too. maybe you could change my ways, to the way of the slipper.

The way of the slipper is not an easy path my child. It requires dedication, sacrifice, self knowledge, and several trips to the temples of Marks and Spencer.

and so sayeth the sage, Grasshopper.

I quite like the idea of buying two of those big slippers for two feet, and leave them in the porch to sh.it up burglars.

please fairy godhox could i have for my first wish a very very large slipper full of gold pieces ... and for my second wish please could i have slippers with a lifetime of publishing deals and very good reviews and prizes inside ... and for my third wish please could i have my happy slippers beside the slippers of my very lovely devoted and wonderful happy loving and faithful husband ... *rubs slipperlamp with vigour*

.... and may those slippers belonging to that clever and really remarkably funny husbdand be next to the ranked slippers of my happy healthy successful children and grandchildren ... *finishes wishing*