1leg!

I see ... not only have I ordered porn, I now find out it's occult porn. Have to pre-empt some explanations. "They're all writers, dear, and, look, it's not all women!" No, that makes it worse! Maybe I can say that UKAuthors are sending them out as a free promotion!

i am concerned about the old one legged spider ... first saddam is caught down his hole and now he is buying nude shots of henstoat so hurriedly he is forgetting to include his address ... *reaches for tony's nice white jacket with feature rear fastening sleeves*

You sure it was me now, young Hen?? (you really ought to learn a thing or two about the porno trade...) Fish, Shhhh... I've got my fine and upstanding citizen reputation to maintain...

You got my dosh yet, Hen? Do spend it wisely, there's a good chap.

Thanks for the calendar, it really is very good.... and the 3 witches...phwoarr!