Armed air marshals
Mon, 2003-12-29 07:20
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Armed air marshals
Richard Branson handed me my handgun;
I'm authorised to use it from today.
And if bad guys cause any altercation
my mission is to blow them all away!
Now I realise there's a clear and present danger,
and a man's gotta do what he's gotta do,
But I hope I never have to shoot a guy in anger
on the 08.40 Virgin train to Crewe!
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I'm personally all in favour of air marshalls having arms.
As well as legs.