Archie_Macjoyce for Prime Minister.

Oh, erm, um, I think you've got a point there, Stan.

If you're suggesting that I give Archie Panjabi a go, Highhat, I admit I've been covertly thinking about it for a quite a while, but don't tell Mrs. Walrus or I'm dead meat. Seriously. She has access to a frighteningly powerful harpoon gun, and she's not frightened to bloody well use it. And she knows a number of bad-ass polar bears, so I have to make sure I stay in her good books..... If, on the other hand, you're insinuating that I should go into politics, I really don't think I've got what it takes. Don't get me wrong, I'd love to be Prime Minister, but I don't think this country is ready for a non-human leader - shit, they played their faces up when we had a woman. And I think I'd genuinely feel guilty claiming expenses for having my moat dredged, building a new 15 storey faux medieval duck house, having my 400 room country retreat refurbished at fifty grand per room, having my private jet gold-plated or bullet-proofing my Rolls Royce. I'm a walrus of the people, you see, and I understand that there are poor people out there, people owning less than five thousand acres in the Home Counties, people without a second home, people without access to huge shoals of scrumptious hake and mackerel and swordfish, even.