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I have 770 stories published in 7 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 448769 times and 77 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Geoffrey Ball

My stories

The squirrel

One morning last week I was woken up by a squirrel jumping onto the outside window ledge of my bedroom. I told it to go away in no uncertain terms...

The Sweeper

The area of space around the planet ‘Home’ was unusually neat and tidy. Oh of course there were the normal set of communication satellites,...

The Sweeper

Science fiction about a sweeper of cosmic junk who captures the Voyager 3 spacecraft in a distant star system

A young lady from Clyde

There was a young lady from Clyde Who ate so many green apples she died The apples fermented inside the lamented and made cider inside her inside.

A young lady from Natchez

There was a young lady from Natchez Whose clothes were always in patches When asked why this was She replied its because Wherever I itches I scratches