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I have 770 stories published in 7 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 320135 times and 77 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Geoffrey Ball

My stories

Jack in the box

Me and my mates were a pretty ineffectual gang if you really stop and think abut it.

A young man from Japan

There was a young man from Japan Whose limericks never would scan When asked why this was He replied its because I always try and get as many words into the last line as I ever possibly can.

A draughtsman at work

There was a young fellow called Ball Whose limericks were no good at all He became more and more boring Neglected his drawing And drove all his friends up the wall

Viagra and the bins

I was round at my friend Don’s for my weekly visit. We’d drunk our tea and chatted about the generalities of the week already.

The ghostly Invasion

The ghosts were first seen early in the year 2200.