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I have 770 stories published in 7 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 320319 times and 77 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Geoffrey Ball

My stories

The window cleaner

My father’s a window cleaner My grandfather as well So I started cleaning windows It’s just a job so what the hell? But when I first climbed up my ladder Someone put out all my lights

Window cleaners rap

I am a window cleaner I clean windows when I can So I’ve got a bucket and a ladder and a window cleaner’s van I never work with companies just households cash in hand

The pensioner's plea.

I can’t pay my gas bill Though the gov’ment’s very kind It’s given me lots of money To warm up my behind But that’s not the whole answer There’s my bits that outward stick

Another Horrible Green Hairy Monster

Hercules woke up with a start early one morning. Something large was lying near him and making horrible grunting sounds.

Goodbye Jennifer Jane

Jennifer Jane shut the lever arch file filled by her father with the loose leaves he’d always used.