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I have 770 stories published in 7 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 320032 times and 77 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Geoffrey Ball

My stories


Each morn in the dawn I wake up to see Fluffy straight lines in the sky Some running parallel and others across But the question I’m asking is why So I knelt down by my bedside to pray


Some time ago you told me that You’d kept everything I gave yer Whatever else you might have done This is strange behaviour You’ve got a boat, there’s a bridge you made

A swirl in the water.(epilogue to 'The stairlift')

How on earth are you supposed to greet a mermaid when you’re introduced?

The stairlift

“Do you believe in mermaids?” asked Don. I was too surprised at the question to say anything at first. Don’s eyes had a dreamy look as he went on without waiting for an answer.

The poetess

I know a lovely poetess Her poetry causes me distress That I relieve with sobs and tears And paper hankies So to mop up tearful issues That affect my water works I have devised a strategy