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I have 770 stories published in 7 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 320028 times and 77 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Geoffrey Ball

My stories

Alex goes to school

Alex was getting very excited. He was going to go to proper school with a uniform and everything when the next term started. He only had one worry; he was going to have to learn arithmetic.

My aching back (rewritten)

Early on this morning My back began to ache So I took a little aspirin to To take the pain away Later on this morning My back was getting worse So I took two paracetamol

I'm old

I’m old At least so I’ve been told But I won’t see 80 any more. So I no longer crawl upon the floor Playing with toy soldiers But nor do I have to drive to work

The man oo saved ve Erf

Arfer Smiff was a third generation scrap metal dealer. At the beginning of the 21st century he began to make a lot of money selling scrap to the Chinese.

The Prophecy

My father was a keen photographer and I sometimes used to take him around the countryside looking for places of interest for his pictures. I particularly remember driving round Warwick one day.