Geoffrey

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I have 770 stories published in 7 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 320319 times and 77 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Geoffrey Ball

My stories

Observations on bus travel

Strangely there are people who seem to wait at bus stops, usually one of the wider amongst us and pulling a trolley, when to their absolute amazement a bus pulls up.

I'd rather be a cat (than a dog)

I’d rather be a cat Now there’s nothing wrong with that Cats like to be looked after Just like dogs as well I could stretch and I could purr When my owner strokes my fur

A letter from Miranda

Hello I thought I’d try and explain my life in this place to you. The work itself is very strange and seemingly without purpose.

Three bears in assorted sizes

A very long time ago a farmer’s wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl with bright yellow hair. She was so amazed by this that she wanted to call the girl buttercup.

The three little pigs

Once upon a time there were three little pigs. Alright I know you’ve probably heard a three little pigs story before but this one is different. Really!

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