Limericks
By Geoffrey
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A draughtsman at work
There was a young fellow called Ball Whose limericks were no good at all He became more and more boring Neglected his drawing And drove all his friends up the wall
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A young man from Japan
There was a young man from Japan Whose limericks never would scan When asked why this was He replied its because I always try and get as many words into the last line as I ever possibly can.
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A young lady from Natchez
There was a young lady from Natchez Whose clothes were always in patches When asked why this was She replied its because Wherever I itches I scratches
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A young lady from Clyde
There was a young lady from Clyde Who ate so many green apples she died The apples fermented inside the lamented and made cider inside her inside.
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