Homely Countryside Poetry

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The Spanish Llamada
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Clhey! Gringoth' Naabody moof or da poodahl geth ith. Compritho? Hoowi demaand equal righth for da elvth et da Llamath en dith tred. Unleth hower hobjethtith aah meth wisthin, ow yoo thay, twennyforwa caahawers ........ da poodahl hweel be no moar. Lonng lith da generalithimo! Yorth thintherlee, Cahdinal Thin.
IFB
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poodle has been removed to a place of safety ... i do not take these threats lightly ... poodle is being treated for a nervous condition following being described as an "elf-like llama" ...
Spritely Llama
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I have knowledge of Homely Llama Medicine. I am looking for a subject to practise my art and I would like to offer Poodle 7 weeks Free Trial including all bark and barking. This offer is made in the spirit of true animal friendship. Thank you for telling me what a Poodle is.
Tony Cook
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The Papier mache Llama by the side of the A23 wasn't there last time I went by. It had been there for over 10 years. Someone told me its head fell off in all the rain this winter. Domage? Ah, quell it! pip pip
Myrtle Ostrich
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I now know that llamas are not as durable or as popular as I had hoped. I have also, regrettably, to report that llamas have very little knowledge of anything other than the homely (or fierce) countryside. Towns? Swimming underwater? Don't ask a llama.
Poetry Hound
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Woof! Keep away from my liddle poodle doggie friend, woof! Bark! is for Dogs Only.

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