21 things i want in a lover

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Liana
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oooh james.... do you actually DO that?
Liana
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ralph - i know - isnt it ironic?
Liana
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i want - complete adoration and utter disdain, in equal measures, and a man that knows when to apply each at the absolute correct time i want to be smothered with love and completely ignored, and a man who knows when to apply which at the absolute correct time i want a man that can @!#$, and can make love, and knows what time is best for each i want a man that can drink to excess, and can remain teetotal when the situation suits i want someone who can laugh like a drain and is not afraid to be seen rolling on the floor clutching his sides and weeping with hysterical glee, and a man who is serious, thoughtful and impenetrably deep. i want a man who both runs away from the sea, and plunges into it. i want someone who can eat spaghetti with his fingers when hes starving and a man who knows which cutlery to use even when faced with thirty seven knives and forks. i want a man who eats his steak so rare it bleeds, yet weeps when he sees a new born calf. can i have a job writing alanis lyrics yet? :o))
But is it Art, ...
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There must be fifty ways to love your lever.
Tom Saunders
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*washes hands ironically*
Andrea
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*wishes she could REACH her toenails with her teeth!* Strikes me you'll be waiting a long time, Liana...
Liana
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hrmm well we live in hope, eh andrea?
faithless
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yes. okay. anything you say. sheesh. alright. i'll do it tomorrow.
Andrea
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Not me - I've given up!
Liana
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dont believe it for an instant mate.. :o)

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