daily mail

Well yes. Crack dealers and whores are good at what they fo too, and their sales figures prove it.

what they fo?!?!

Yes. The Mail acutally supported Oswald Mosley in the 1930s. Don't know whether they ever apologised for that. That said, much as I hate everything they stand for, they're very good at what they do and their sales figures prove it.

My Grandmother reads it.

I gather people buy it for the holidays.

I have wrapped my chips in it. Why? can it be used for something else?

Come on now the Mail is arguably the funniest publication around.It is worrying that some people think its reporting news rather than producing unintentionally humourous copy. Crack dealers and sex workers( great expression) arn't necessarily that good but demand is high so even substandard suppliers do well.

I know a few people who buy crack for their holidays..

Yeah. People who are convinced that Britain is going to the dogs, or at least to lesbian spin doctors seeking asylum, but still want to open a franchise to sell them things. People who've scraped enough education not to read the "Daily Sport" but not enough to understand the Telegraph. People who lament the passing of good manners but don't mind reading abusive sh*it being poured over the government, the BBC, teachers, anybody in Europe... People who think working mothers should stay at home and have their self-worth damaged by useless diets and astrology. I think that's enough for now.

i don't mean to be unkind but the mail appeals to the sort of base instincts that kept the Third Reich going. utterly repugnant drivel fuelled by ignorance, intolerance and bile. down at my local we call it the house magazine of the SS.

I've read it because I want the sport & hate getting the Sun or Mirror. The result is I've stopped buying newspapers. I hate broadsheets because with children there's no room to spread it out. The Mail is a right wing facist paper & I hate it.