Top Ten Most Tedious Threadsters 2003

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Top Ten Most Tedious Threadsters 2003

The nominations:

1. Sabelle, for talking out of her Arsenal all year.

2. karl Wiggins, for starting threads and starting threads and zzz.

3. Ralph, for starting threads and starting threads and zzz.

4. Marchioness, for whinging about blokes and for not going down.

5. Flash, for trying to be liked by everyone; for cracking one liners, and ... failing on both counts.

6. Sneak, for trying to be funny by being wierd. It didn't work, hamster.

7. Paul Greco, for trying to be 'normal and witty' in one post and 'this is my pretend nasty persona' in another and for posting the best example of insecurity ever "I've plenty of friends ... etc"

8. Mississippi, for going onanonanonanon about the royals and onanonanonanon about the three why's men.

9. Tollam, for managing to sound like a man yet going on and on about wearing a gold bikini and mud wrestling with Liana. very sick.

10. Philip, for being Tollam's alter ego, only more boring.

11. Neil the Auditor for making accountants seem interesting.

12. Stephen_d, for banging onanonanon about self harm. there is a message there somewhere.

13. 1leg, for trying to be ' one is superior' whilst making 'one' look a complete berk.

14. Sooz, for telling us what we don't really want to know.

15. Tony Cook for having the business acumen of Tav.

16. Sirren for having an awful photo.

17. Paul greco (second nomination), for existing.

Please enter your votes below.

Loser to be declared soonish.

sneak
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Can I vote for myself?
Jeff Prince
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Yes, I don't mind if you don't.
Flash
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I've got a cornflake collection.
mississippi
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Karl Wiggins
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Hmmmmm, if I hope to win this, I'd better get posting. I've only started one thread in the last 40. Damn! This award MUST be mine! I've already written the acceptance speech. However I must admit to being intrigued by Chanel No.4. Who could he possibly be? Who's missing from his list? That might give us a clue. Who's superior to all of us, both in intelligence and wit? Who has the knack of finding just the right words when he posts to leave us all in jealous awe, thinking to ouselves, "Damn, I wish I'd said that." Basically, who is totally above criticism? I know ..... surely not ..... could it be? ..... It's ..... No, it can't be. Because if it was him, he'd be above starting such a thread in the first place. Such a thread as this would be below his intellect. He normally leaves all this silly bitching to common plebs such as us. Hmmmmm, bit of a stickler, this one. Anyway, I'd better start a few threads and refine my acceptance speech.
PG
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It's intentionally obvious who it is I think. Plus there's only a couple of people on this site who can't spell "weird". I liked the list though - and thanks for giving me the most nominations, as well as the flimsiest kicking of the lot. Nice balance. xxx
Hen
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What, no Hen? I must be the winner - I'm so tedious I've caused suppressed memories.
tan63
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Gosh! Pretty funny, but i'm anxious i'm not up there 'cause it makes it look as tho' it could even be me. I can be very, very boring i can tell you. And, it has been said i'm a man-hater with fries on my shoulders. (none of this is true of course but i don't mind playing along) As i just mentioned myself seven times in only three short sentences i surely must qualify on that alone. I've seen a nice fruit-juicer in Argos (hint)
Tony Cook
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I just love you all!
Andrea
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Am most aggrieved that I'm not on the list. Surely my Dod-awful goggeral counts for something?
d.beswetherick
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I can't take this seriously, because Harold isn't on the list.
mississippi
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Anyone who knows me also knows that I prefer women to men in most circumstances. (Sorry Larph, I don't include 'old tarts' in that preference.) Perhaps we should all take our nomonations as rtecognition of our efforts to keep the forums alive. Which threads did Chanel 3.5/ R Biter start I wonder? Well obviously THIS one, but what threads of REAL interest?
Channel No 7
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And nor is Stormy!
harold
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Who is the bully? He shouldn't be allowed to be nasty to evryone. And why have i not beeen included, it's prejudice again. Bullies should all be locked up and let decent peeple live in peace.
Quote Man
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"The notion of looking on at life has always been hateful to me. What am I if I am not a participant? In order to be, I must participate." Saint-Exupery 1942
d.beswetherick
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I wonder if he had second thoughts about that philosophy as he was about to crash into the desert.
Liana
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yes, but you spelt honour wrong.
Liana
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It's ok. I'm tough on that one, 'cos it's my daughters name.
clayton farlowe
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Hello sweet rita!listen here girl you take no notice of that maida vale pedancilesocioinadequate,you speak as you find pumpkin,and if the spellin's a bit airy fairy not quite oxford dictionary dont let it worry a hair on your curly little head,and that goes for larry&moe to.
Karl Wiggins
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Rita you've got spunk! I said in the beginning you'd be a bit of fresh air to our forums. Keep on posting.
Chanel No.4
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flash and sneak, you tedious ninnies, the names so far are 'nominations' for the top ten. You obviously didn't 'think things through' before posting did you? apologies to sirren. I'd like to make it clear I was referring to the quality of the photo (the blinding white reflection from her top) and not her looks (which we can't see anyway due to blinding white etc)
sneak
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My moronic mistake can only strengthen my case. May I suggest that you just hand over the Argos voucher and save yourself a lot of time and hassle. sneak isn't it over yet?
Flash
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Aren't the Rocky movies brilliant?
neil_the_auditor
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I'm only too pleased to be in at no.11. Even a little bit of recognition's inspiring to an auditor, even if they think you're an accountant which is worse. An accountant does the sums and we check the sums. Not really, we check that the accountant is a fit person to do the sums. Or that there is sufficient management control to ensure that the sums get done, and not by the same person who writes the cheques ... it is bloody tedious, why do you think I write stories? [%sig%]
Flash
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I typed 'Wierd' into the search engine and guess how many matches came up? Wasn't Noel Edmonds talented?
sneak
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Yes, Noel is sadly missed in my ward. isn't it like a riding a bike?
Flash
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Yes even with the handicap of having a wrinkly a**e hole, he entertained us nobley for years. Bring back 'Juniour Showtime,' i say.
Flash
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Junior
Tony Cook
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And it wasn't me what started it, Rita! Not my style!
Chanel No.4
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thanks for the hint flash... it showed 94 results... perhaps mr PG didn't think it through before posting his 'there are only a couple of people who can't spell weird' remark. Interestingly, guess who is no 22 in the list of bad spellers? Yes, Paul Greco himself. Petard, hoisted, own etc.
tan63
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hmmm, i have my suspicions
PG
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Yes, I was taking the piss out of the troll that described me as "wierd" by spelling it his/her way. I thought at the time it was such a glaring mistake, I didn't think to put "sic" after it. But since I've noticed a couple of people consistently spelling it wrong. You're right though, there's much more people who can't spell it than I ever would have imagined.
mississippi
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Did you mean 'many more' dicko? Some teacher!
marchioness
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my first reaction is Chanel no.7 is stuart but in a way the language isn't clever enough to be him. 'Going down' Ho ho ho how i laugh at that one. and i don't start threads anymore. and i don't know WHY i'm number 4. i prefer Coco [%sig%]
marchioness
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i meant Chanel no.4 or whatever your name is. but of course this thread has ended.
Chanel No.4
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Late entries: 18. Len Matlock, for trying to be angry over inconsequentials. zzz. 19. Rita, for prolonging the tiresome hamster joke. zzz. 20. Jeff Prince for trying to be trendy. 21. Paul Greco, for ditto. 22. Paul Greco, for trying to be intelligent.
sneak
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Jeff Prince
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*chuckles*
Jeff Prince
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Chanel, you smell!
Flash
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Yeah who Scent you anyway? Doesn't everybody love me? *sniff sniff*
mississippi
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Did I tell you all how I hate those bastard royals? The three why's men have run their race it seems so you may all be excused further references to them with any luck. If all those that the trollster names were to stop posting the forums would sink into a coma. If they are tedious, and tedium is obviously a state you are completely at home with, then f.uck off elsewhere, you won't be missed.
sneak
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Yeah - Go Mrs. Ssippi. I've kept this thread from my hamster, Rudy (did I mention I have a lovely hamster?). He is of a sweet natured disposition and I don't want him upset. He's such a cutie. I, however, am more than happy to read hate mail. I get some kind of perverted kick out of it. I'm so hoping I win this one. Or am I just 'pretending' to be weird? Who knows, who cares? Chanelfor (somethin like that) apparently. Sprout anyone? sneak surprise. isn't it sunday yet )-: I so hope that was weird enough.... just in case - 'Concrete'
sneak
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This award is so mine. I've never won anything before. What do I win chuneelfore? I need a nice glass bowl as I accidentally smashed mine last week when I was having sex on the kitchen table. There's a nice one in Argos for £19.99 Just send me the cheque if you like. Isn't this great. Am I being tedious enough? Hello? I received the following link from a lovely lady named Rachel yesterday - www.hampsterdance.com I would just like to publicly thank Rachel for thinking about Rudy and myself. There are some really nice people on abc, if our various faults bother you so much maybe you should take Mrs. Sippis advice and fu*k off. I do hope this doesn't effect my chances of winning? banana split sneak isn't it questionable?
bea bea sea
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My, some big insecurities you got there sneaky boy.......... Isn't it obvious you ain't funny?
mississippi
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It was becoming tedious anyway.
Flash
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I've been called tedious and smutty at least 50 times last year so i deserve this accolade not you Sneaky. You're only a boy when it comes to this game. No. 16 Sirren for having an awful photo? That's not very tedious is it really? No.14 Sooz? This lady hardly ever posts and doesn't deserve to be in the list. And the thread title says 'Top Ten' and there are 22 already, Mr 4 hasn't thought this out very well has he? I must be the winner now surely.
sneak
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No, no no - I am continually not funny and my constant posts must surely prove my tedium levels are far higher than yours. May I take this opportunity to wish you good luck anyway Mr. Flash. I did notice his/her inability to count but didn't like to draw attention to his faults. Is there anyone he/she does like? roast sneak isn't it John Lennon?
Jeffrey
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I think you're funny, Sneak. In fact you're low fat lard hilarious! (Laugh-out-loud - geddit!!)
sneak
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That's so funny Jeffrey but I'm thinking you need to work on your tedium levels? Hang on, I've not mentioned hamsters for a while have I? - Hamsters. You may as well all give up now. The glass bowl is mine (-: sneak éclair isn't it easily removed with soapy water?
R. Biter
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Do we just get one vote? If so mine is Mississippi and not just for the crimes mentioned. Also for encouraging Rita and for hating woman and not being able to disguise it very well. GVWins hands down.

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