Count Alucard2 By nali_1993

Although this is a horror story it also made me smile.
If, as I guess, 1993 is the year you were born Nali then it's quite an achievement for one so young.
Well worth a read if you want something a little out of the ordinary.

http://www.abctales.com/story/nali_1993/count-alucard-2

"Don't worry mum, you were raped it wasn't sex. I ran back out the room and did something I thought I would regret. Instead of going down the stairs I took a deep breath and climbed over the barrister... "
"Ha Ha. I now have added fifty thousand pounds to my brilliant robbed money collection. Tell your mum, it wasn't good enough. It wasn't fun at all. Screamed Alucard laughing.