Coming clean!

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Sun, 2001-04-15 10:19

Coming clean!

So here I am on a grey Easter morning in the heart of rural Essex pondering the ressurection and I've just decided that if it's good enough for the ultimate good guy then I ought to give it a try myself.

(Takes a deep breath!)

For the last two days I've been masquerading as everyone from J. Lennon to the Colorado river. Now I'm sure I haven't really fooled anyone, especially that Ivory lady, although for a moment I had a feeling Auntie wasn't quite sure who it was being provocative.

Anyway sorry everybody, especially Robert who I picked on a bit, none of it was meant to be malicious, I was just trying to inject a little bit of fun into proceedings although it started out as a protest about all the people on here who feel they can't be open about who they are. Yes Mark, I'm talking about you and your ilk.

So, there will be no more skulking in corners I'm going to be ME from now on.

I'm now going to start an ABC family tree to put on the wall so that I can identify who YOU all are! It could proove very interesting.

Sun, 2001-04-15 16:34

ivoryfishbone

ah well it cant be you then ... i am certainly not the sort to go jumping into sacks ...

Sun, 2001-04-15 18:30

Mississippi

There's nothing wrong with jumping into sacks as long as it's exclusive! Anyway you couldn't possibly be my recently departed, she didn't write poetry and doesn't have a computer.

Sun, 2001-04-15 18:32

ivoryfishbone

i never claimed to write poetry ...

Sun, 2001-04-15 19:10

Robert

Relieved it turns out it was only you, Mississippi. Don't like McCartney by the way, I was generalising. Good boy for owning up, though (seriously).

Sun, 2001-04-15 19:29

Mississippi

Well you can see how people using false names can be a problem, maybe even alarming in certain circumstances. It's much better to be completely honest instead of indulging in all this damned subterfuge. It did get a bit out of hand though, and I hope nobody was worried about it.

Sun, 2001-04-15 22:26

richardw

i did think about moonlighting as kurious oranj, but i decided not to go for such an obvious in-joke, particularly since fall fans can't write, so wouldn't be on poetry sites! rick

Sun, 2001-04-15 23:20

Robert

fall fans can't write and I volunteer myself as proof fiery jack (aka elastic man)

Mon, 2001-04-16 15:50

fey

mississipi I am depressed too. and your and Robert and Ivory's worblings cheered me up. Not all of us have wit So stop being all worthy please...

Mon, 2001-04-16 15:55

#10

Mississippi

I've now had two messages telling me I'm more fun when I misbehave (one private) so I may have to reconsider my avowed intention to rehabilitate myself! Watch this space!!!!

Mon, 2001-04-23 04:10

#11

Bobby McGee

I think that's terrible to pretend you're someone else. Heh! Heh!

Sun, 2001-06-24 01:15

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missispagissi

once we had mississippi now we've got a mess of spaghetti out of the frying pan into the dire

Sun, 2001-04-15 10:21

#13

Mississippi

Proove? For god's sake man get a new keyboard!

Sun, 2001-04-15 10:30

#14

ivoryfishbone

quelle surprise!

Sun, 2001-04-15 10:54

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Mississipi

Well it kept me amused for a couple of days! I needed it, I've had a very depressing time just lately, that's why I've spent a lot of time here, there's always someone to talk to. Most of my friends are sick of me coming round and whinging about the state of my lovelife!

Sun, 2001-04-15 11:49

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ivoryfishbone

are you really my recently dumped ex????

Sun, 2001-04-15 11:54

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Mississippi

If I am all I can say is when are you going to stop jumping in the sack with everything that moves and think about what you're doing to yourself! I can't keep writing poems or afford to lose the women!

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