What's Your Porn Name?

But who shall dare To measure loss and gain in this wise? Defeat may be victory in disguise; The lowest ebb is the turn of the tide. Longfellow. Doubly apt.

"He's lorst the hood orft his anorak twas warmer than a cap or an angora hat now his head is all cold and it's quite sore to hold when waving it around at the end of the act." Rabbi Burns.

How about a virtual brothel or strip club?

real name gets Harry Playah (not a lot of people now that) Tony's method makes me Scampi Heart. The only other method I know is to take your pet and your mother's maiden name in which case I'm also... Scampi Maude. (group discounts available, no coach parties please)

OOH! as Ely whitley I become Brick Longfella!! now we're talking, ladies form an orderly queue and show your appreciation at the door.

valentino coxx???? *incontinent with mirth*

Actually, I was looking for a site that would generate porn star names, Karl! All down to a long, involved discussion at work between myself and a fellow about-to-start-uni type, about whether we'd go into porn to support ourselves at university. He told me the method you use is to take your baby nickname (or first pet's name) and your mother's maiden name. If I went with the baby nickname, I'd be the very unsexy Nomi Abraham. First pet - Mickey Abraham. Hmm, I think Cherri Rain would be better.

Fanny Newport. Not bad.

You've obviously never been to Newport Wolfie.

Wow, I'm Devon Carrera. But using Tony's method I'd be Snuff Crouch. Hahaha.

Using the first pet's name and maiden name I would be Kipper Crichton.

Snuff Crouch! I like it, Em!

I want to be Dusty Sofa just so someone will look under me.