Men are bitchier than women

Bitchiness is just competition between women. Men are competitive as well but it is expressed in a different way. Men use fists and macho bravado to outdo each other. It's more obvious and mostly taken on the chin. Women on the other hand are cunning and prey on weaknesses and insecurities over weight and attractiveness.

They are more bitchy than women in many ways. But less good at it, not so subtle. Women like to make mental notes of someone's crummy taste or insecurities and store the info for later. And they are prepared to wait till they can make an accurate incision. Men just want to get the boot in right away, and they often miss.

Thats because women are far more cunning than your average inferior man Freda.

Men can be just as subtle. *points and laughs at all male ABC members from PC screen* See? Oh, I wrote that down. I see your point. *returns to large masculine drawing board*

I'm glad my member is not on display.

hahaha.. oh sorry! I thought it was a pre-requisite to be nude at all times whilst on the discussion boards.. didn't Tony say something..? Oh, that dirty man! *puts pajamas back on*

but how did the word 'bitch' come to be used this way in the first place? Female dogs even pee sweetly. The really mean animals are crocodiles.

How do you pee sweetly? Crocodiles are mean when they're peeing? Or just generally mean? I didn't even know they had genitalia! I thought procreation was some kind of conjuring act with them. I saw a crocodile in a turban once at Blackpool Zoo. That confirmed it for me.

I meant that bitches pee in a compact way without sticking a leg out. Crocodiles are really scary , I don't even like to think of them procreating.

>>Women on the other hand are cunning << oh yes.

If we're talking about mature adults then definitely yes! Look at these forums for example... Even when they've "achieved" in terms of material possessions, career, wife + family, etc a lot of men continue to strive and compete and isolate themselves whereas most women at the same point in life turn and build supportive relationships with each other whether at work or home or leisure. Where women then get "bitchy" is if one of them gets out of line and lets the side down. A few years ago at work one of the young women did just that: a) she seduced a well-known cricketer who was playing an away match at Old Trafford (allegedly!) b) she got into trouble over an issue at work and escaped disciplinary action by bursting into tears. The men thought a) was funny and b) was fair defence The women thought she a) was slutty and b) was undermining all their hard-won equality. She didn't last long.

Well maybe men are more bitchy and, although it is becoming intensely boring, at least the current protagonists are slugging it out in public and letting us all judge for ourselves what they are 'really' like. No 'nice to your face in the forum, here ... have a poisoned email in private.' No two faced stuff either.

So you say. Hmm? Hmmm? Hmmmm? Hmmmmm?

perhaps it's just that the particular women who happen to on these forums are stupendously well-endowed in the emotional intelligence department

The bitchiest creature I ever came across was Deputy Vice Admiral Hornsucker's dog, Fazzy. This will serve as an example. Marengo Rutabaga, fabulously wealthy heiress and telescope to the stars, had just bought an antique home lobotomy kit in a delightful shade of puce. So proud was she of her new acqisition that she threw a cocktail barbecue in its honour. On the menu that night, as fate would have it, was salted sea dog. By a strange and cruel serendipity in the translucent affairs of a vengeful former laundress, Marengo left the door to her penthouse flat ajar all evening. She was later to claim in court that it was to allow the smoke to escape. Is that credible, or is it simply the self-justifying squeal of a malodorous woman with more money than scents? You may judge for yourselves. Many interesting, exciting and deeply moving events took place that night. On the advice of my solicitors I can only give a highly edited account: ... and so by the time Duke A. had removed his nose hairs, Fazzy was discovered to be female. A female dog! Now, how predictable is that?