Country & Western Classics
These are, supposedly, not made up. They are the actual titles of the worst (or possibly the best) trailor-trash Country & western song titles of all times. And they are brilliant! If these don't put a smile on your face on a Sunday morning then I don't know what will:
1. Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.
2. Get your tongue outta my mouth 'cause I'm kissing you goodbye.
3. Her teeth were stained, but her heart was pure.
4. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
5. I can't get over you, so why don't you get under me?
6. I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling.
7. I got in at 2 with a 10, and woke up at 10 with a 2.
8. I hate every bone in your body except for mine.
9. I just bought a car from a guy that stole my girl, but the car don't run, so I figure we got an even deal.
10 I keep forgetting I forgot about you.
11. I liked you better before I knew you so well.
12. I still miss you baby, but my aim's getting better.
13. I wouldn't take her to a dog fight, 'cause I'm afraid she'd win.
14. I'll marry you tomorrow, but let's honeymoon tonight.
15. I'm so miserable without you, it's like having you hear.
16. I've got tears in my ears from lying on my back while I cry over you.
17. My head hurts, my feet stink and I don't love Jesus.
18. Mama get a hammer, there's a fly on papa's head.
19. My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.
20. Please bypass this heart.
21. She got the ring and I got the finger.
22. You're the reason our kids are so ugly.
Any other suggestions, made up or true?
