website update

Hello earthlings and happy 21st century. I am a time lord from the planet Shyster. I do not have a website as we do not have the technology to peel a potato, let alone invent computers. Therefore, you will find no updates of my work or indeed any work at all. My novel, 'Blimey, isn't it getting chilly in here?' as not even been conceived, so please do not attempt to buy it. Though it is impossible for you to visit my non existent site, I do have an Uncle Stan who lives in Colchester. I'm sure he would welcome any visitors with open arms. Do be aware, dear reader, that he was once arrested for 'Strange goings on with ferrets' Personally, I'd keep away but that's up to you. I would appreciate no feedback please. Thanks. diced sneak isn't it fastidious?

Sneak that is so not funny. You should apologise to Mr Cross.

Brian, can we post work on your website? If so, it will be quite a novelty for us lot around here. :-]

I'm sure that Mr. Cross will understand that he has inadvertently stepped into a long lost dimension. If he requests an apology than I shall attempt to feebly construct one from an old cornflakes box. Though what I have done is beyond me. If I can't advertise my none existent website on a poetry site that is incapable of displaying poetry, then where can I advertise it? smashed sneak isn't it ironic?

The site is interesting, Brian. Well done for putting some of your work up there on the 'net. [%sig%]