Inorganic: by LEXY

This is a gem of rare colour: it's so funny as to emit from the back of the tonsils down to tee a rainbowish coloured witch-laughter.

When I was 22 or so, I fell in love with a playboy pinup named ANGEL. I was thought she was so pretty, with blue eyes and red hair and 5'5".

So I called one of them date services and asked if she would go out with me, and what did I get?

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I got her voice on some recorded message, talking about how she likes walks on the beach and all this, and I'm like... I like to play basketball, drive, write, do business, and talk. AND SHE KEPT on going like the energizer bunny about how she's into travelling and vacations and all that, and I finally got it. She must work in a travel agency or something so that was the end of my one-sided affair with a playboy pin-up.