how brave are you?

Not funny Emma, the machine was deadly serious.

I don't agree George, Emma fits in the warm, bright, entertaining and amusing category.

You're wasting your time, she's married to god and anyway has only modest cups.

Oh, bloody hell, John Michael...please, this is too embarrassing...anyway, in real-life I'm dead boring, slow to jest, quiet, and dreadfully t-total, I'm always driving. In short, I'm crap in a crowd, and if I make it to the London do, the party'll be just fine without me.

By way of a self-fulfillling prophesy...you all seem to have deserted me...

Oh I'm sure we could get the extrovert in you to make an appearance, if not those cups....

...and all I have to my name is an extra 'l'.

Well i HAVE heard you a an l of a girl.

It wasn't a proposal George, or even a mere compliment Em, just an observation of your thread personna - you're lovely :)

Can't see what cups, or cup size, has to do with anything - except, perhaps, the thirst of a greedy man.

Come on mykle, she IS a bit persistent. I might just have to bend her over my knee for a bit of chastisement.

Well, I must admit to finding that thought a bit erotic George, in spite of Emma constant posts to make herself sound unattractive (in a physical way) but, as you’ve previously mentioned, she IS a married lady!

Oh I won't hold that against her, unlike my....

LOOK, I've made it QUITE CLEAR that I don't do threesomes.

Disorder | Rating Paranoid: High Schizoid: Low Schizotypal: Moderate Antisocial: Moderate Borderline: Low Histrionic: High Narcissistic: High Avoidant: Moderate Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: High

btw, me n mrs S did the other one last night. I only made level two. She made level Six! Adopts holier than thou posture.

I didn't intend to include the paranoid android honey, just you and me.

Disorder | Rating Paranoid: High Schizoid: Low Schizotypal: High Antisocial: Moderate Borderline: Moderate Histrionic: High Narcissistic: High Avoidant: High Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Low Any more of these online tests, just so I can feel TOTALLY inadequate? And by the way all of you, stop talking about me behind my back.

Well, I think Emma sounds fun. Not quite sure why she needs a spanking, George, but you live way too far away. If you require a proxy I'm just over the Pennines ...

lol

Look here, bean-counter, i do My own spanking thank you very much, and from what I've already heard about the arse in question I'd go a long way to spank it.

Paranoid: Very High Schizoid: High Schizotypal: Very High Antisocial: Moderate Borderline: Low Histrionic: Low Narcissistic: Moderate Avoidant: Very High Dependent: Moderate Obsessive-Compulsive: Low ooooh look i got very hi scores........ excellent............it is good to get hi scores isn't it?

oops

What?

God I'm so normal its depressing...HAHAHAHAHA Paranoid: Low Schizoid: Low Schizotypal: Low Antisocial: Low Borderline: Low Histrionic: Low Narcissistic: Moderate Avoidant: Low Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

same as me Alison, except I got High for the last one instead of moderate.

hahahahaha you two were both rubbish at that game hahahahaha

Here's a much better one to try:-) *I can hear missi from here* [%sig%]

Disorder Rating Information Paranoid: Low click for info Schizoid: Low click for info Schizotypal: Low click for info Antisocial: Low click for info Borderline: Low click for info Histrionic: Low click for info Narcissistic: Low click for info Avoidant: Low click for info Dependent: Moderate click for info Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate click for info Visit Our Sponsor Is this another shite test?

Paranoid: High Schizoid: High Schizotypal: High Antisocial: Moderate Borderline: Low Histrionic: Moderate Narcissistic: Moderate Avoidant: High Dependent: High Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate I just want to be loved... but not by too many... so I guess the orgy is off - threesome anyone?

Root: under-active (-63%) Sacral: open (31%) Navel: open (25%) Heart: under-active (0%) Throat: open (25%) Third Eye: open (56%) Crown: under-active (-6%) Now, I would try and open my root chakra... however, I've just read the instructions, and for some reason I don't really feel I want to be concentrating on the spot between my genitals and my anus.

its fixed!!! I am low on everything - normal - sane almost

oh dear, you are such a cad Mississippi. and I thought you had sworn your bits to me!

don't knock it :-)

Paranoid: Moderate Schizoid: High Schizotypal: Low Antisocial: Low Borderline: Low Histrionic: Moderate Narcissistic: Moderate Avoidant: Moderate Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Low Well, what did you expect? We've been telling you this for a long time now! lol.

This reminds me of the bit in 'Fried Green Tomatoes' when she goes to an assertiveness class in which the women must look at their own vaginas and mirrors are handed round...

now add some interest, go and do it as your partner. No cheating.

So what's the difference between schizoid and schizotypal ?

Schizoid People with schizoid personality disorder avoid relationships and do not show much emotion. They genuinely prefer to be alone and do not secretly wish for popularity. They tend to seek jobs that require little social contact. Their social skills are often weak and they do not show a need for attention or acceptance. They are perceived as humorless and distant and often are termed "loners." Schizotypal Many believe that schizotypal personality disorder represents mild schizophrenia. The disorder is characterized by odd forms of thinking and perceiving, and individuals with this disorder often seek isolation from others. They sometimes believe to have extra sensory ability or that unrelated events relate to them in some important way. They generally engage in eccentric behavior and have difficulty concentrating for long periods of time. Their speech is often over elaborate and difficult to follow. On a somewhat lighter note, I'm a heretic going to the sixth level of hell! http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

<> Oh well, I'll bugger off then.

I dont need to take a test to see if I'm going to hell... I'm off there in an open topped ferrari at 200mph.

Me too, I've planned all the things I'm doing on my way to hell in great detail...better to travel hopefully...and enjoy the journey.

seems I am very naughty. Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High Level 2 Lustful Moderate Level 3 Gluttonous Very High Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High Level 7 Violent Moderate Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

Oh, I'm such a trollop, I'll spank anyone.

I wish someone had told me about the open topped ferrari bit - I would have killed myself years ago... although I suppose I better go and do the whole treachery bit now so that I get a nice long ride

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low Level 2 Lustful High Level 3 Gluttonous High Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High Level 7 Violent High Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High Oh Jesus. Will somebody save me please?

No chance - I told you I want a ride in that ferrari... just don't bloody go without me!

Father Ted is on his way.

"Have you wished bad things upon your fellow countrymen?" I defy anyone who has worked on Skeggy seafront on a bank holiday weekend to answer "no" to this one. ( See also: "It's okay to punch someone if they "have it coming." )

You're doomed, Liana - but think of me...I'm going to hell inspite of having married a man of the cloth...compared with me you'll just be sitting next to a small candle in pergatory.