Eyres &; Graces Tea Shop

sees a starbucks....decides not to go in....

Can we get Proxy over to this table, please? There seems to be a problem with certain ruffians *points at Martin and Ely* They're spoiling the genteel atmosphere!

it'll be time to close Eyres & Graces for good soon ... thank you to all loyal customers ... *gives waitresses their P45's* watch out for the next new exciting venue ...

*hands iceman some lovely czech beer to entice the lianameister out...*

martin slips proxy a monkey....i think that should bag us a good table ........*winks*

How about the Fish and Bicycle pub?

. . . decafés Starbucks with a purl and plain of cosmic time/space knitting and casts off a little old tea shop with homemade cakes and real, refreshing tea made in a pot . . .

fisherman's pie and eels shop

*winks back at Martin* *pockets monkey and winks at Fish and Liana* *picks up weedy Martin and Ely, in one fist, drags them over to the bullseye glassed door, opens it, dumps them unceremoniously on street*

On no! Closing already? But why? I was just gettin' stuck in...

*perks up* Czech beer?

*aghast at martin's behaviour* You're so uncouth!

*dusts himself off....glad he's given proxy a hooky monkey, and heads off to find a pub to watch THE MATCH!!!, wakes up Ely.......*

So `ow exhacktly is one meant to park ones arris in these `ere bustles? Does my bum look big in this?

*waves paper genteely* Rey, Proxy!

i am afraid this tea shop will fall off the edge of the world (which is flat) shortly ... please leave and shut the door behind you ...