Scouse Joke

Hello Poppits

There's a Scouser sitting in a pub drikning. A big chappie. 350lbs and 6'5". Lovely. After a while I walk in, hung like a horse, and sway over to sit beside him. He's drinking beer but I order a white wine spritser. It takes a couple of drinks to get up my courage, but eventually I flash him one of my delightfuly large pale pink nipples and whisper in his ear "Would you like a blow job?"

Well, Poppits, you wouldnt believe it, but he really lost his temper. He pulled out a bisycle pump and beat me all around the pub and into the car park where he continued to beat me around the head with it.

When he went back into the pub the landlord said to him "I've never seen you lose your temper like that, what did that fat pouf say to make you so mad?

"I don't quite know," said the scouser "but it was something about a job."

Chin chin