I Love Bush.

Top Sausage.

Awww, I love Kate's Bush...

Pardon?

George you are a poppit, you really are. And a beautiful bum as well. Call me. x

Call you what?

On the phone baby. I have poppers and everything including Viagra for you. Pleeeeese x

I like her too, George. She's been very quiet of late though, hasn't she? Why hasn't she been recording? I like "The Sensual World" - it reminds me of the heady whirl of 1987 (or was it 88?). I can't believe that someone so creative has just stopped being able to "do it". So why doesn't she release anything?

Jeff The word on the street is that our Katie has gone a bit potty. She can only be addressed as Katherine and believes she is in 'Wuthering Heights'. This is not a joke but actually rumour. It is very sad. I expect Tori Amos (whom I love) to go down the same route. She will want to be known Margaret and wittle on about U-turns and the Falklands. Mark my words Ralph

I love Kate Bush and Tori Amos too. Amazing stuff. And pretty too.

Thanks, Ralph. That is sad. I hope she can get it together again.

hmmmm....never heard of Kate Bush. Am I missing something important? I gather she's a singer?

She's the secret love child of George Dubya.

Don't lose too much sleep over it, James. I've never heard of Tori Amos, Alan Delon, Bic Runga or the Durritti Column. Still, I don't suppose they've heard of me, so we're even.

Karl my love Tori Amos: Mad as a hatter singer/songwriter who is beautiful Alan Delon: Very famous French film star much coverted by the ladies in the sixties and seventies. Bic Runga. Maori/Chinese singer who makes Nora Jones sound like an elf. The Durritti Column: Seminal Manchester band featuring Vini Reilly who is in Morrissey's band. Now, tell us about David Sanborn elavator music boy. ralph

I believe it is actually 'Alain Delon'.

Indeed it is George. Good man.

Missi, do you mean: "I believe it is actually "Alain Delon" after Google said, "Don't you mean 'Alain Delon' "? ("No, I knew it all along blah blah bore very famous France's answer to Michael Caine blah blah insecurities and more of them besides.")

Alain Delon is one of the most famous French actors alive. He's just not especially well-known outside France, unlike Gerdard Depardieu or Bellmondo. In fact, Delon and Bellmondo co-starred in one of the greatest gangster movies of all time, Borsalina. which I saw in the early 70s while in college. If you liked the Godfather movies, and others of that ilk, you owe it to yourself to rent Borsalino.

Well I knew it was Alain... I think he IS quite well known here..

Dicko, don't judge everybody else's knowledge by your own. As Liana and James say, he is well known, it certainly didn't require a 'google' on MY part.

My predicted response came about, so I'm off to buy a crystal ball, head scarf, and small tent. (And yes, you'd have to have had your head buried in the sand not to have heard of Delon. Missi never declares his googles though: fact.)

You knocked one out over Kate Bush in Babuska (Babushka)? That has to rank high in the most desparate homemade porn stakes. Higher than the lingerie section in Kays catalogue, or the early Special K adds. Rick in The Young Ones used to keep a copy of Cosmo under the floorboards and, as a grotty teenager, I had a set of nudie playing cards and a special video tape with several hastily recorded clips from some French movies on BBC2. I'd start a thread but "what did you have to w4nk to?" is a bit strong.

:-) Ely aye the lengths (sic) us boys will go to - desperation time it was- but I did truly like - nay love Kate, so it had a certain integrity and meaningfulness to it- those just weren't any old tissues - they were special to me and Kate. Alas these days with decent porn readily availalable in your friendly newsagents I tend to take a more funcional approach - jes can't bond with those people in the student house ;-)

PS Ely love the bit about hastily recorded clips, as you hobble over to find a tape kleenex in hand :-0) Jenny Agutter in Walkabout helped me a lot over the years - and I remember a guitarist in a band I used to play in had a paricular penchant for Grange Hill

You get more boring by the post Thompson.