The Captain & the Cabin Boy

Hoy! I was that Captain!!

The Cabin Boy would serve the Captain his meals and shine his shoes. the Captain would look after the Captain Boy's welfare and teach him the rudiments of navigation and the like. What else could you think?

Did they chase each other around the cabin shouting: "Land ho!" and "Avast ye me hearties" before taking it in turns to walk the plank?

Long, satisfying games of Monopoly?

I was that very cabin boy. I went to sea for a cheap blow job, but would I have been better off shopping at Asda?

that's the price you pay, zyv

and look where it's got me *shakes handcuffs*

Asda are doing blow jobs now are they?

well, every little helps. (Was going to do a roll back gag but that would be in poor taste, no?)

No.

Well I thought there was a song "Friggin in the Riggin" which had a piece "The cabin Boy was flipper, he was a dirty nipper, he stuffed his arse with broken glass & circumcised the skipper".

Tescos have a special "blow one, get one free" offer this week. And you get clubcard points. [%sig%]

I find that hard to swallow.

How pleasant.

OK I lied. You don't get the clubcard points.

They do a deal on vasectomy then?

emmaenthic is definetly emma from sheffield, you wee cutie

;-) hi Stephen!! You're not freezing in that phonebox are you?

hi just ran andgot chang i m bit pissed tonight so no doubt saying things a bit in haste but ilove ya all and all the regulars are welcome up to scotland anytime and i really mean that as an abctaler and writer...anyway of home to listen to fridays child ;) xx