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Why? Where does it come from? Why does crying make you snotty? Why is is only your nose that goes into over production not your ears when you get a cold? How can sinuses, which are essentially just spaces in your head, get infected?

Any one got another tissue?

mississippi
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It's all just lubrication, Natalie. Just imagine how your body would be without it. Dry mouth, dry throat, dry fa... well you get the idea I'm sure.
Hox
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Nasal mucus is a natural product of the common cold. The increase in body temperature causes the nasal membranes to excrete at a higher rate. The resulting discharge is collected overnight by the snot fairy, and used to make Marmite ( see thread below). [%sig%]
mississippi
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Trust you to take all the romance out of a runny whatever.
fergal
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I have a theory that the only reason you get really snotty when you're having a serious boo is that if you didn't you might keep weeping forever, which it would make it mightily difficult to go about one's business or ever feel smily again. It is great for making you laugh when crying also, as in: 'God, where is all this goop coming from. Oh, I've stopped crying. ha ha ha, glad that's all over then.' I don't know how this theory works for the common cold mind you.
ely whitley
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ah snot! at last a topic i can get my teeth into! As many may know, I used to sell my bogies for 5p when at public school for bogie wars. Kids would come to me, ruler end in my face with a 5p on it which I'd swap for bogie. some were worth a lot more and bidding wars would start if Ihappened to pull a two incher with half and half (half solid and half wet so it could be held and thrown but stuck to the enemy) my bogies are famous to this day. they always come in pairs and have been picked by request at certain gatherings. Every now and again I get one so long I can feel the far end sliding off the back of my eyeball as the front leaves my nose. I understand that all this is disgusting but thats life. Snot itself has been less of a friend to me and really encompasses that side of the mucus family that me and my bogies would rather not be associated with. It's caused me to have enormous 'frog throats' of green bubbles when I've innocently laughed in company and it's also given me plenty of 'egg white moustaches' and 'lip candles' when getting out of swimming pools or playing football (a la Robbie Savage). The worst thing it does is hide from tissues. You can blow, pick, wipe, blow again and nothing will shift that bit that seems to be lining the inner corner of your nostril. After ten minutes of searching you finally give up in the hope that at least, if it's that hard to get out, it'll stay where it is only to innocently touch the end of your nose with the back of your hand to check for bits of tissue debris and it dives on and grabs hold like a dolphin surfer! It can also make me talk, unexpectedly, like Joe Pasquali when a film of it decides to cover my voice box. I hate it
Rachel
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Mentioned this thread to Daisy, Nat. He says you've had snot since the day you were born. Don't know if that helps.
Flash
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Yes it Snis........hahahahahah......oh dear never mind.
Jeff Prince
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*Gets joke; shoots self*
Rachel
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One we used to torment the parents with: "If you ever see a bunny With its nose all runny Don't think it's funny 'cos it snot"
Flash
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hahahahahahahahah...........sorry i'm still laughing at my joke.
Rachel
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Snot funny, Flash.
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