The Female Orgasm

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Thu, 2004-12-09 20:38

The Female Orgasm

Occasionally, I have wondered whether the sensation of the female orgasm is the same as the males. I thought about this again yesterday afternoon.

Well - during my dreams last night I found myself to have a vagina. Then to my surprise I was penetrated by my doppleganger.

But, to my disappointment, I felt only the sensation of my dopplegangers penetration and a slight stretching of my vagina.

have any of the males here ever had a vagina in their dreams or been surprised by your doppleganger?

Fri, 2004-12-10 03:39

andrew o'donnell

I have a friend from Regina.. any closer? *tries to locate and destroy the part of the brain that produces boring canadian jokes* [%sig%]

Fri, 2004-12-10 14:14

Wob Boberts

*sitting in comfy chair in front of fire, cradling bottle of scotch and perusing credit card bill* Bob: No vaginas in my dreams...plenty of boats, though, of all shapes and sizes... *puts on specs, peruses credit card bill once again...notices £20,000 invoice for breast implants...scratches head...peeks inside shirt at chest...shrugs...pours another scotch*

Fri, 2004-12-10 14:55

Rokkitnite

'But, to my disappointment, I felt only the sensation of my dopplegangers penetration and a slight stretching of my vagina.' Right. Creative writing exercise. Write a story containing the above sentence.

Sun, 2004-12-12 20:04

Emma

That's where me and Virginia part company then. ;-)

Mon, 2004-12-13 03:41

andrew o'donnell

Check out Nin Andrews' orgasms here.. I definitely recommend them- [%sig%]

Fri, 2004-12-10 19:20

Emma

Which Greek mythological character is it that gets punished for revealing that the female orgasm is better than the male?

Fri, 2004-12-10 19:22

Bob Roberts

Sissyfus ?

Fri, 2004-12-10 19:29

Emma

Nope He had to roll a big ball up hill though.

Fri, 2004-12-10 19:31

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Bob Roberts

Still a bit of a sissy...

Fri, 2004-12-10 19:54

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Emma

It was Tiresias. Because he had been punished by Zeus and turned into a woman, so when Zeus was arguing with his wife over who had the most pleasure in bed, they consulted him - as he had been both a man and a woman. Blind transexual prophet...he's an interesting character in the myths.

Fri, 2004-12-10 23:04

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hitch

Is that his Blues Name? Any relation to Blind Willie McTell? Or Blind Lemon Gee Spotte?

Fri, 2004-12-10 23:11

#13

fish

i am right pleased about that

Sat, 2004-12-11 19:08

#14

jude

I'm inclined to agree with Virginia Wolf that orgasms are overrated.

Thu, 2004-12-09 20:58

#15

radiodenver

I once lived in Virginia...does that count.

Thu, 2004-12-09 21:02

#16

mississippi

You sure you were dreaming?

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