Red Nose Day
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Red Nose Day
Here in the Worcestershire village of Come-to-Piddle plans for Red Nose Day are gathering pace. Ernie Groat, octogenerian brother of Arthur, will be attempting to break the world record for playing spoons whilst standing in a bathtub filled with baked beans. And the Rev Pritchard, chair of the Amateur Dramatics Society, has organised an evening of 'fun and merryment' in the village hall.
What will abctalers be doing ? (Apart from non-stop Jasper baiting ?)
radiodenver
Personally, I'm anticipating reading more in-depth delight about Come-to-Piddle when I return from my visit to the tropics. True or False?
Bob Roberts
Let me tag along, radio, on a give-zine bursary - writing about tropical in-depth delights is right up my street!
radiodenver
Waukiki. Be there. I'll be the long haired naked old guy on the beach looking for sandles and a towel, picking shells from my toes. I'll send ya a picture Bob.
Bob Roberts
...and I'll be the poor sod covered in baked beans when Ernie Groat runs out of puff and I have to rescue him from drowning in tomato sauce!
Stephen Gardiner
I plan to be in Come-to-Piddle on the big day because I have heard on the QT that a certain dusky maiden will be attempting a world record in the arcane art of using down below muscle control to launch red noses across the room into a wastepaper basket while spending thousands of pounds on ludicrously unnecessary items with a mobile phone and a platinum Visa card.
Rev Pritchard will invigilate.
Wouldn't miss that spectacle.
Hox
In Chigwell we will be making our own world record attempt; how many girls called Tracey can you fit into a white MK 2 Fiesta.
It's going to be tough to beat last years 346 in Basildon (I think they slipped in a couple of Sharons and a Donna when the judges weren't looking)
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Bob Roberts
Surely Pip-Pip, Stephanie Gardner and ed have something planned ?
mississippi
Christ, that name makes me piss myself.
No, I've never been a Hells Angel.
Jimmyfromtarbuck
sorry shacks, but paedophiles are, as you may have expected, banned from cometopiddle watersports days
Bob is my uncle.
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