Have a 99 Flake by the seaside, instead, Maxwell!
Fire signs tend to be mouthy; the males have a tendency to be mouthy fight-pickers, Aries especially. stormy doesn't seem able to say anything nice. That's what I meant.
Flash, although a Sadge, you can claim immunity. x
Sign guess time
Strummy ... Aquarian......wet and flighty
Liana .....Virgo......manipulative and concieted
Sluge....Leo.......all roar with no bite nor sense of self
Rachel....Pisces or Aires....thinks but doesn't act on
Jude....Sadgie or Gemini....world on shoulders
John....Capricorn....gulible
Emily.....Sadgie with big streak of Scorpio
What a glorious day!
I'd say that the only one you have right is Liana, Jasper...
No doubt that will attract the attention of her NTL bag of bootboys.
Lets see now, George (Miss Shitty) has changed to NTL and who else... someone anal like Liana, looks like a bootboy... oh, can't think, perhaps a Martini might help :o)
Ah, well, back to the beach. Have fun!
Nope. I have it on good authority.
Missi: Aquarius
John: Aquarius. Spot the difference?
Flash: Sadge
Moi: Mystery
stormy must be a Scorpio. Nasssssty. ;-)
Bloody awful......did you hear the Sister and Mummy carry on...strewth!
And then the brother said, "We gave them 20 million in tsunami relief so we're intitled to a trade off!"
I'd like to smack him and his family in the mouth!
She's just got no sene of humour that Liana girlee......is she a she or what?
Have you seen Howards eyebrows..........two base-ball bats could pluck em!
As for his bum and tweezers, nuhhh.........his head and bum are interchangable!
"Can you probe your rectum with eyebrow tweezers?".....dunno, I use me finger..lol!
Ah, missi, I see that a long vacation to the Land of Plastic Surgery has done little to dull the sharp blade of your tongue. Tsk, tsk.
Flash, I -am- a Sadge, naturally.
Aquarians, incidentally, are usually quite uncomfortable with intimacy. No doubt -some- of them use their prickly exteriors to hide their deep internal vulnerabilities.
Missi, God loves you. ;-)
Well as so many here, MM, you have me wrong. I delight in intimacy as those that have shared it with me will tell you.
All this astrology bollocks is just that. It mystifies me how otherwise intelligent people can fall for it.
Missi Sippy - International Man of Mystery.
The thing with astrology is, it's a bit like love. You can't really explain -why- or -how-, but it just works. It's not an exact science; it's more like a 'soft' science, like psychology or anthropology. No one disses -them-, however. Astrology has been given a bad rap. The piffle we talk about on here isn't the real thing.
I'll make a concerted effort to pay more attention to the news of our Antipodean friends.
Commonwealths, ya know. They just don't count for much.
*wink*
I think ya better drop them Cups and pick up a sword, AG....lol
All science is soft cock charlatans using hockus pokus!
*Lights up Dragon blood incense then dances rond the Pentagram waving the spear of christ*
There is absolutely nothing mysterious about me, MM. I'm as transparent as they come.
As for astrology 'working', that's just in the minds of those that want to believe it, much the same as religion. It has nothing to do with REAL scientific or empiric study or proof. To compare it with anthropology or psychology is to give it a status it just does not warrant.
Hmmm...science...qantum...big and little gods no one's ever seen (nor will)...nice string of diddly-squat that religion, annit...booommm!
hmmm...Medicine..eerrr...how many are killed by drugs...how many bugs are now immune to all known antibodies...and haven't they just started using leeches again......ooppps...another empirical religion gone...booommm!
And me old mate psychology...hmmm...DSM 1 to 4..... one bible wasn't enough for these pricks......define normal for me, Sludge.....then define antisocial.......and as emotional abuse can't be defined legally it's all quackery......now pick a pill for a lobotomy and get a heart attack or a stroke for free.......Booomm......another emperical twat hits the floor!
Anthropology.....I find a pot, some charcol, and a couple of spears and claim evolution and human socialisation took place.....yeah right......then explain the concept of Family for me.....and then the Flores Hobbit.....Booommm....down they all go!
That empircal shit is spelt wrong...it should be "IMPERIAL TWATERY"
You're so full of shit, Sludge....you'll look intelligent if you simply shut your stupid mouth!
A woman caught smuggling 4.1 lbs of Marijuana in Indonesia.
If found guilty, she could be shot by firing squad.
She isn’t the brightest bulb is she? Still, the death penalty for such a crime is a bit harsh. I’m not much of a death penalty fan to say the least. I don’t see the need to joke about it though. I doubt seriously that she knew what she was getting herself into.
UPDATE ON CORBY TWATERY
65% of Travel Agents in OZ are now actively boycotting Bali!
Passengers are putting binding tape around their bags, and locks on all the zippers and catches....to stop drugs being slipped in..LOL
John Horward is being Poll beaten to widthdraw all aid to Bali!
And Corby is now challenging her conviction...she'll get the death penalty!
I'm going Roo shooting...they're the only natives here worth killing, as the rest are comitting global suicide!
She is Australian. I guess it is a big news thing over there, from what Jaspee is saying (if you only read the headline of his post, the rest makes no sense)
Like I said, Corby is appealing the decision and so is the prosecution! But after the family fiasco slurred the good name of both justice and that country, they'll probably shoot her.......Good!
There is over 200 non-nationals in their prisons over their, and about 50 of them are on death row already...good!
Howard is now trying to strum public opinion here in OZ against Indonesia by using Corby as a lame excuse to beat up and then rape the country of it's mineral wealth and culture!
So how can I, as an Aussie, condemn the Bali Bombings as immoral, when my countrymen are scum for being there in the first instance?
errr...my mistake...that was 4.1 kilos, not lbs....damn metric system, I use it every day but still think US by default.
The Australian ABC News site has the story, she gets her verdict tomorrow. Indonesia is a pretty strict legal environment, the Judge in her case has never found anyone innocent, he's only ordered 1 execution. She'll get life most likely. Next they'll make a movie out of it like they did with American Billy Hayes in Turkey.
Then, if she's Australian, I have little sympathy for her poor judgment (although the death penalty is harsh). She was in Indonesia. Everyone who travels KNOWS that you do NOT smuggle drugs in Muslim countries, not Malaysia, not Indonesia. Their drugs laws are very widely known. She's a fool; if she's very lucky she may get extradited, or have to serve a term, and avoid the death penalty. A girl in Malaysia did the same thing. When will people learn? I lived in that part of the world, and did my share of smokin', but the minute I left Thailand for Malaysia or Indo I didn't even THINK about drugs, let alone carry them on my person.
Whatever we think about their shitty laws and human rights and whatnot, their laws are their laws, and you -don't- fuck- with- their- laws-. Period.
Yes, I wondered about naming Switzerland. I couldn't think offhand of any other neutral countries! The Swiss are still refusing to return the stuff, btw.
Sweden, then? Ecuador?
*grabs atlas and desperately riffles through pages, searching...*
As an addendum I should explain my remark about 'if she's Australian'. Were she Indonesian and were caught I would probably have some sympathy for her; most people in Indo are grindingly poor, and like the Afghanis with their opium fields, often resort to desperate measures to feed the family. A Western girl, though, with all that money to spend on holidays to exotic lands, an education under her belt, well, she REALLY should have known better. Stupid moo.
And Indo is not, how shall we say, the most sympathetic country to Westerners, now or ever.
"And then the brother said, "We gave them 20 million in tsunami relief so we're intitled to a trade off!" "
Did he really say that? You get the impression that the family are actually try to get her shot.
I'm opposed to all sides in this nonsense.
I think they should let her out of jail but force her to stay in the country living on the average wage of an Indonesion citizen.
"She'd get probation in Kansas."
They'd force-feed her fried chicken and okra, RD, with some marshmallow and mandarin oranges in Cool Whip for dessert. She'd die of atherosclerosis.
Jasper, I've never taken you on previously because everyone realises you're a prize idiot but your offensive tirade in favour of the Bali bombers takes the biscuit and would have been removed, along with you, on just about any other website.
My son's girlfriend and family love Bali and go regularly, not for any perverted reason but because they love the people, the climate, the food and the safe environment that it was until recently when these wicked bombers destroyed the lives, and livelihood, of local people and tourists indiscriminately.
Yes, I think the prison sentences for drug possession are excessive, but the simple answer is that if you want to do dope you go to Amsterdam and not to South-East Asia.
Jasper seems to think that by praising the Bali bombers , he is striking a blow for the people of Bali. Of course, he is not. He is a twat. But that's bye the bye. Neil, I agree that this person has over stepped the boundaries of decency on so many occasions and I agree that, if at all feasible, they should be removed from the site.
Don't bother wasting your fingers on a tirade Jasper, I don't respond to twats.
If the few users here that DO respond to his posts (and I mean those that indulge in what passes for normal discourse where the moron is concerned), where to stop replying to him he would have nothing to stay for anyway. They give him succour.
Tony has been asked on many occasions now to deal with the w.anker, and he has even said he IS dealing with him, but here is absolutely no evidence that he is.
I was going to chime in on the Astrology thingy but Mississippi has already hit the nail on the head.
I've been researching paranormal for years, there is no evidence of anything other than over active imaginations. Of course, the palm readers will tell you otherwise....AG, an intelligent woman (maybe) like you should know better than to believe this crap.
quote:Ha ha ha ha....tomorrow the lying dope hag bites the bullet......hopefully wearing a blindfold while strapped to post in Bali * fingers crossed*endquote
shame the oz authorities aren't as strict or you would have been shot a long time ago you crim. Despite bragging you have been in jail you never did admit what crime you committed did you, killer? most ex-cons seek rehabilitation by being open about their past and by trying to reform. You are just as nasty as you ever were, aren't you? Yes, I'm back. The guy you hate most on the web, your tracker (and you do *hate* don't you, it's in your blood you nasty little shit). Go on, have some balls for once and tell the people here what you did. chickenshit.
Come on Jasper, don't stand for that. This person is making out that you're some sort of sex killer. That can't be right, can it? You might go on a bit, but you never killed a woman did ya? You'd have told me right?
Lol.....and in comes the scum! And no, AG , I'll not ignore my wanabe critics.
So Tracker, you sad little sack of shit, as I hold only myself responsible for all of my actions, you and your effette mates in their funny little clown robes and wigs can go kiss my arse .... these knees will never bend before sychophantic demagogues...not ever! So come try me out, little man, if you've got the guts that is....I've crushed all sorts of male vermin! Never killed nor brutalised a woman to my knowledge though ......but mind you, I've exposed and confronted quiet a few women and child bashers, and the odd harridan or two in my time!
So tell me, little man, do you still hide beneath that conviction record of yours showing how and why you like to beat up on women...or would you like me to expose you properly? She left you for a damn reason btw...her life! But you don't think that's important, do you?
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