Bank Holidays always seem to bring out the drunks - throwing up all over the phorums... I'm sure they used to be funnier though...
One or two nasty hangovers this morning no doubt.
* cleans up with some nice floral fragance disinfectant *
I wonder if seagulls go home when they're wasted or if they wait until they sober up - in case they fall off the cliff?
Japer, you're as mad as the crazy frog - Ag's not an eliteist - she thinks a lot of the people on this site are funny (and she's NOT an onlinehome girl :o)
Spick and span, smells much better, ready for another beautiful day.
Fish: I think your Utterly Nice thread attracted enough good karma to compensate for the drunks... good luck on the radio and long may you be nice :o) Have a great day everyone... yyyaaaaayyyyyyyyaaaaaayyyyyhhhhhh (Opps, forgot your hangovers :o)
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is it just me or does it look like Jasper is pretending to bait himself into admitting to being the hardman ex con that he isn't?
... no, no, I never killed a woman, I just... err... I just..
oh hang on, YES that's it! I HAD to kill some terrorists that broke into the secret underground cavern where I was acting as consultant in biochemicals to International Rescue.
I spotted them planting a limpet mine on the undercarriage of thunderbird 2 with my night vision bionic eye.
.. but I don't like to talk about it, naturally (DAMN you/me and your/my forcing me/you/us to bring my/our dark and dangerous past to the fore). I wrote a poem about it through the medium of mind control using a famous and partially fictional female poet who became a legend in her own website and was forced to virtually kill herself because of me and my molten pan-handle empire.
the head of global bollox INC offerefd me the CEO position if he could own the rights to the poem but I refused.
It cost me 60K but it was worth it to smash the guy in the mush and scream NO! then go and cuddle his family and pay for their college educations.. well I had someone install google on their pc... I mean that's where I get MY education from and I'm a genius... right?
Smiley, I'm simply apologising to AG for not promoting the peace and tranquility she's often tried to sustain here on these forums, before I attacked those scum.... that's all!
And as for Lurkergirl strapping me on, she/he can go f**k themself for all I care, as I choose to whom and when I spread my legs, sweetheart, and you ain?t on my list of cheap and easy things to do when bored shitless!
LOL...Ely....what a boring little life you've lead. But then as I live hard and fast my way, I've nothing to prove to some insecure garden slug like you neither!
I agree he's an annoying little fuck. And I'm not an expert on the wallaby wannabe...but how is he scum? I think we need to be careful of our language sometimes. We called each other similar stuff at one time Missi. And we were IMHO both wrong.
Possibly we said those things because we were both angry in some way. If this guy's angry, doesn't he deserve our understanding?
"But then as I live hard and fast my way...."
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It must be a rush eating mr. kipling cakes in bed on a weekend night whilst reading poetry and being a superhero too.
Perhaps if you put a search on his name read all his posts, and then get a bit of info on the thread he started that got deleted on the 'discuss writing,' forum, you might just agree that he is scum.
Fair point. But the more we talk about it, the more he loves it (damnit, I'm doing it now).
I'm no techie, but I am led to believe that it is not so difficult to ban someone using their IP, so I guess that Tony has not done it for a secret reason(to answer George's earlier post on a totally different thread)
And I think that some people just looooove to keep conflicts going, so calling each other nasty names is a good way to get some aggro off their chests whilst perpetuating a titillating little ego-drama at the same time.
I honestly don't understand why anyone needs to slag off anyone else, regardless of differing opinions, belief systems, ways of communicating, whatever.
*snore*
LOl...Actual, yes...good word, Ely! But many here who have shared the actuality of my skull....so it's them you should ask...Yes?
I'll eat a cake for you too Lola!
God, I wish I could be a superhero and eat Mr. Kipling cakes. Actually, the cherry pies are very nice, mmmm...
Thank you, Smiley, for pointing out that I am not Lurkergirl. Nice try, though, whoeveryouare...
Peace be to ye.
Maybe there are those that just want a fight, come what may. But there are people who have left this site (or rarely contribute), because of certain people. Perhaps we should all be cool and let everyone say anything, all the time, but life ain't like that. People have tolerances and they will not go beyond them.
Unbelievable as it may seem, there is no conspiracy from the eternally ensconced ABC alumuni, to ban all that disagree. Arseholes have come and gone, but people that continually abuse so many people, do not contribute to the site and have no place here.
I believe that I am very tolerant and would always defend the right of someone to speak their mind, but at some point, you have to say "to what end?" Freedom? Liberty? Blah blah? I just want the site to be full of interesting (non-repetitive) people, who have great discussions. Some people work against this and it saddens me.
no, (sigh) let me explain this in simple terms.
what happens is that a mummy bird and a daddy bird, who love each other VERY much, get certain... urges.
sorry, wrong speach.
I meant that your skull SEPARATES our worlds, mine being the REAL one and yours being the one in your head.
The 'actuality' of your skull means that it (your skull- the boney outer limit of your universe) simply exists and of that there is no doubt. How else would you support yourself over the urinal while typing with your one free hand.
Ooh, no, the frosting is too sticky. But thanks!
And, RD, my father-in-law is also a paranormal researcher, quite a well-known one, actually, and he, too, has found no 'evidence' of anything untoward. That doesn't mean that I haven't seen ghosts, because I have; that doesn't mean that out-of-body experiences don't happen, because I've had several. It just means YOU and HE can't see/experience them.
Just because you can't find empirical 'evidence' doesn't mean it doesn't exist. That whole 'I think, therefore I am' stuff is cobblers. There's far, far more to life than what we can see with our eyes. To limit your experience of life to what you can 'prove' is to miss at least half of what living offers.
AG...please stop feeding yourself to these idiots by offering observations of altered states...and I am not putting you down, but moreso justifying your position!
Their own facts of quantum have dissolved Causal Closure (photons) totally, and the void of past, present, and future colliding in the here and now become an anything goes anywhere principle...but they won't admit it!
Here have some string...yeah right...pfffffffff?
They make senseless laws out of mere coincidence and call it fact....bloody cake eating ducks!
What irks me is this: Having been asked to keep my distance (because he is a danger to women) and not do what I would normally do (which is make twats look complete idiots - although I did a couple of times, sorry) ... those that respond to his posts in an encouraging way are women!
Jeez, talk about thick.
Oh, no, I love arguing with them, even though I'm sure it falls on deaf ears (or blind eyes, as the case might be...). We haven't had any good debates for quite awhile (character assassinations aside).
Or maybe let's just give up on the forum altogether and see what happens ... my guess would be this:
Every thread, despite its topic would look the same: A couple of people winking at one another whilst repeating the same joke over and over; the odd brainless interruption from downunder; someone calling the one from downunder a twat; and so on.
Ah, I see it has already happened.
man is and always will be limited by perceptual boundaries. Everything's right somehow. Everything's right right now. Everything else is an illusion.
blah!
wink, fucking wink, flirt, flirt, lonely, lonely, oh dear, no mates, maybe she loves me, maybe not, wink, fucking wink, oh dear, i'm lonely, blah fuckin blah, i'm a taurus don't you know, dreams of another life, wink fucking wink, fucking apolgist for the morons, blah fucking blah.
I'm far too sober for this.
isness.
I used to go meditation classes as a form of therapy (i need it, doubtful anyone would disagree :) and the guy said (can't rem his name, umbya sudja ramji arkhna: he was caucasian) "try to be mindful of every little thing you do during the day, from reaching out your hand to turn on a tap to replacing the cap on a bottle." It's bloody hard because the mind preocesses so many thoughts in such a little time that it's hard to remain in the now. I've had a couple of 'awakenings' and my name aint umbya sudja ramji arkhna: he was caucasian.
Well, meditation classes, like phorums, tend to attract certain people who are too far up their own bums to be comfortable; I've found some yoga teachers to be like this: too serious about themselves to -actually- be very good teachers. It's too bad: meditation is a very valuable tool, but like you, I find it hard to take people named 'umbya sudja ramji arkhna: he was caucasian' seriously.
There's a yogini called 'Mars Rainbeau', apparently, or so I've seen in 'Yoga Journal'. Puh-leeze. Just show us ardho mukhta padrasana, thanks, and spare us the hyperbole. Perhaps I could change my name to:
Archer Girl Loves-Dark-Chocolate. Ooohhhhmmmm.
Hmmmmm....smells like another catfish in Bali to me!
As for yours or your family's opinion on Bali and it's people, David Floyd and Neil, you're on the other side of the planet!
Here in OZ, they exploit Bali in ways your ignorance can never imagine!
Children work and die in sweat shops to supply all Australian fashion houses and OZ designers, anything from Brass monkeys to frilly undies... and for less than a dollar a day! Then you Pomy twats go there and say, AWWW GEEE, ain't the service great and the cost is so low.....like fuck off idiots...smell the flowers...you're contributing to their exploitation by taking advantage of their slavery!
Now let me tell you of my personal experience, dickheads: Ever heard of Phenolic Resins? It's a fibreglass composite with a smoke and fire index of zero. And all those nice new pots and pans you ignorant pricks cook with in your kitchens, have it as moulded handles! So d o some knifes! (now hold that pretty thought, I'll scare your arses off)
In 1996, I had some food equipment made specifically under my own 'PATENT' and design here in Australia. I employed Mackie Industries in Queensland, who make all the Mack Truck mouldings and assemble them here also.
Now Mackie Industry sourced these Phenolic resins for me, due to stringent food and hygiene regulations demanded by Local Council! But after I read all the literature provided on these resins, I discovered they are more toxic (both contact and fumes) than any other poison on this planet.. in their raw and un-dried state! In fact, just one spot on you skin or a simple breath of, is enough to kill you in less than 6 month (cancer).... and there is no cure...you die...full fucken stop!
Under duress, Mackie Industries then assured me that with protective clothing and breathing apparatus these resins could be used without any risk to human life whatsoever! To cut a long story short, I fearfully OK'd the production after talking directly to the man who'd make it personally said he'd be fine, and I paid Mackie Aus$60,000.
I then went back a month later to pick up the finished product! But the chap in charge of making it was missing. I asked where he was....he was in hospital fighting for his life after making my product....how fucken dandy! I then smacked the manager in the mouth, smashed the product into million pieces, got into my car and paid my solicitor to ensure this mans family and all their bills were well catered for...his lungs were fucked over permanently!
Now most of those wonderful little handles on your pots and pans are fine and dandy as long as no heat contacts them in any way shape or form whatsoever! If it does (and it does while cooking) both you and family are fucken riddling yourselves with cancer unawares! Now hang on to your arses real tight, as some Train Carriages, automotive moulds, and public bus shelters are made of it also! And we all know they are burnt or scratched at times for a bit of destructive fun by children...oooppps...the powder is a million times more toxic than asbestos...how cool, is that?
Now smile, dickheads....they are all made in Indonesia, and your killing both them and yourselves without realising it! What a lovely place to holiday......Death, you cocksuckers, both theirs and yours is what your really promoting there!
Now tell me.......Why should Corby be let off a life sentence she's good for, when they are not dispensated in any life way whatsoever! And you might just realise exactly what those bombers are fighting for, and against whom...and it ain't religion either?
In future children, maybe you should just ask me what I'm pissed off at, and I'll tell you the truth....I've survived it!
So ban me if you like....you'd only become a far more seditious pack of complicit liars and murdering twats!
when I say awakenings...i had brief moments of illuminated bliss. That's why I called one of my abc sets "preaternatural adventures in suburbia." There is a light. It made me realise why there is stained glass in churches and why paolo uccello did what he did.
Yup. Understood the awakenings, Maxwell. I've had many, many. It seems to be an ongoing process of mini-awakenings. Tools such as meditation and yoga are good ways to -access- these, er, awarenesses; and doubtless 'umbya sudja ramji arkhna: he was caucasian' was on the same path of seeking. I think it's a cultural thing that makes us feel that changing your name from Dave to 'umbya sudja ramji arkhna' is ... uncomfortable...because we attach so much meaning to our names.
But the awakenings I understand completely. I hope other members have experienced such things. But doubtless, since there is no 'proof', they would be just as likely to pooh-pooh away such experiences as being 'illogical'.
Clearly people here have issues with other people. I don't. I get a lot of flack for 'flirting' with Smiley. I don't care. It's harmless; it's fun; it's hurting no-one; we're both grown-ups; there is little more to it than a bit of verbal banter, which, if you would notice, I do with most people. If you don't like the thread, feel free to not read it. It's a free country/phorum. You have a choice. You take this phorum wayyyy too seriously. Get a life.
I have been warned by people on this site that there are certain people who are 'dangerous' to women. I'm a woman, and I have found, so far, no-one acting in a 'dangerous' manner. Most people, despite some very odd opinions, treat me very nicely, thank you, and for that I'm grateful. Perhaps I'm in the minority; if so, I don't feel I am 'at fault' if others aren't treated so equitably. I don't feel I'm 'encouraging' anyone to stay on the site; chances are, they would anyway, and the more you people call them names, the more obnoxious they are likely to be. Don't you get it? There are other people on this phorum whose opinions I find much more tedious to listen to; not just the 'obvious' ones.
I don't appreciate the insinuation that I'm 'thick' simply because I talk to people toward whom you have little tolerance. You are, of course, entitled to your opinion, but it's MY opinion that everyone has a choice in the way they conduct themselves toward their fellow wo/men and I choose to treat everyone with respect, regardless of their opinions about the world, myself, or other people on this phorum. If they have an opinion with which I disagree, I tell them. If they say something that offends me, I point it out. Nicely. I see absolutely no reason to call -anyone- on this phorum a name, be it stupid, twat, fuckwit, w.anker, or thick, even if I disagree strongly with them. We're grownups, in theory. Calling people names is for schoolchildren and people who can't express themselves any better.
And you are, of course, free to disagree.
'It's harmless; it's fun;'
OOO! Don't go to Scarborough now will you dear!!!!!!
And i dont think stormy 'INSINUATED' that you were thick at all...erm...yes.
Oh, so nice to see that not everyone depleted their vitriol reserves last night.
In case you haven't read previous threads of mine, I -am- married. And, despite recent problems with said institution, I intend to remain married. Thanks. There will be no trips to Scarborough; there have been no invitations to go to Scarborough forthcoming, incidentally; if I -did- receive an invitation to go to Scarborough, it would be no-one else's business, and no-one else would know about it. And I will continue to enjoy bantering with anyone I find interesting enough to banter with. I have a looong list of 'interesting people' on this site I enjoy winking and making smiley-faces with. Thanks for your concern!
Stormy is entitled to (her?) opinions. And I'm sure s/he doesn't require anyone to justify her stances for her. S/he is just missing the big picture, like many people do.
As I said, people take this phorum wayyyy too seriously. It's just a phorum, not an episode of Survivor: Cyberspace. There are no prizes for winning.
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