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Being a look-a-like is no fun. Because I look so similar to orlando bloom I often get mistaken for a pirate, an elf, or just a really shit actor. People shout "orks!" at me and stuff like that. But there is an advantage: I get laid lots.

Is there anyone who you look like and how does it affect your life?

http://www.patriotresource.com/lotr/races/orcs.html Surely it's ORCS that they think you resemble?
No connie! This is a recent-ish pic of me out with a mate, if you see what I mean. I don't resemble an ORC! http://thebosh.com/archives/upload/2006/06/Orlando-Bloom-says-Keira-Kn.jpg

There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed -

_I_ look like Apollo. People keep confusing me for a Greek God of Manly Beauty.
You sure you don't mean a mint with a hole in it?


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