'This little piggy went to market and everyone buggered of toot sweet.'
Seriously why is it called Swine 'Flu?' Why is it not called Porcine 'flu?' We've had Bovine Spongiform Whatnottery, Ovine Bumrot why do pigs get called swine? Shall we start up a defence group for them?
Porcine Institute (for the) Senseless Sacrifice Of Farmers, or PISSOFF.
But is anyone on here going to start wearing masks or surgical gloves? Two people have been seen on the tube today wearing surgical gloves but they had been so panicked they'd put them over their heads and suffocated within seconds.
As an aside will people stop saying they've got the 'flu when all they have is the common cold. Influenza is incredibly serious and painful - and kills! I wonder with Piggy 'flu instead of coughing does one grunt?