TheShyAssassin

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I have 52 stories published in 3 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 21337 times and 5 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Summat or Nowt

Speak to me softly, like April rain. Remind me that winter goes again. Ruffle my hair, I’m your favourite dog. Pat me and stroke me, I’m craving your...
Cherry

Poem Written On A Plane Over The Atlantic Attempting To Justify A Life Of Debauchery

But surely now my wings must melt. I’m flying so near the sun. But the victims of sobriety Have not run as I have run. I have no right to judge of...

Cynthia

No dear Cynthia, The black man will no longer bring our tea. And you may find it hard to love yourself Without superiority. Fear not dear Cynthia,...
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Nonsense Poem

We’re gamboling to Jupiter We'll stop for tea on Mars We might go on to Uranus If we don’t think it’s too far. We'll roll around in Rimini And dance...
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Sit With Me Quietly

Sit with me quietly, just for an hour. Search my face as you hold my hand. Speak with me of our hopes and dreams. Remind me of our future plans. Will...

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