What do you want written on your gravestone?

*straight at last*

I thought about something witty or self-aggrandising, but... I know this will make people unwell, but it's the truth. The only thing I want on my tombstone is for my name not to come below my wife's. Sorry.

Didn't make me feel unwell at all! I could have done with a bloke like that meself, in another lifetime...

is she heavily insured Andrew?

No man is an island

One hundred percent of health freaks die.

People like me. Die.

Mine would be: he came... he saw... and he couldn't see what all the fuss was about.

"his loss was that of all womankind" ...

" mortal, guilty, but to himself entirely beautiful "

more like: " never again to hear that clip-clopping over his bridge......"

Born a miss Died a miss But didn't miss a thing!

You'll Never Walk Again (Ashes scattered in the Kop-end goal mouth, so I can be a future mote in the eyes of all Manc-kind.)

"and would it have been worth it after all"

Here lies Gabrielle Winner of the ABC Tales 'Worst Opening Line of a Novel Competition' 2001 (please note that she died of shame)

so this is a full stop?

I hope it will be more interesting than 'Adelstrop'.

Yeah, I agree. I was made to study that poem at school and I thought that it was boring. I might think differently now but I don't think that I want to risk liking something that I did not like when I was young. It would confirm my suspicions (spelling) that I am getting old.

Not 'Hughes'

Never thought I'd need worming mesel'

where did all those f****ng indians come from ?

He died both for and with the apostrophe but at least he always had time for his friends, sad git!

Suggestion for Eric's At the end it was a singular death

Eric, you may have time for your friends, but you never have milk for their coffee's or tea's.

He went like he came: too soon.

Sounds like a bad case of premature evacuation Gabriel!

Et in Arcadia Ego

*Keep off the grass!!*

'So what was that all about?'

Hashish to Hashish Lust to Lust If the dope don't get ya Acid's a Must