To be honest I had a great time pitting my wits against yours Primate. Though I'm pretty sure you won (even after I'd killed you off), bugger.
I'll get u next time.
*Flexes butching shears ominously*
Andrea deserves all the copyright, she was the narrator.
(beside's if this ever comes to light at vegetarians annon I'll be lynched)
there was a young thread called bambi
which soon became vicious and randy
the contributors spoke
of the campfire's smoke
but i thought it all a hand shandy
i hate limericks. you can probably see why. ha ha.
Ive worked out the way to win any argument like this, simply say
"Id carry on this little scrap
but Im bored and so instead
Ill simply say your rhymes are crap
and stab you, now your dead
then exorcise the forum
to stop you turning ghost
so show a little decorum
dont reply because your toast"
/me tramps off to find bench
I was gripped! (But I managed to read it at the same time)
You make an excellent team.
it's like 'duelling banjos' (but with out the banjos of course, and without those check-shirted overalled backwoodsmen who play them (ugghhh!) and not in Americ, and not music, and you can't hear it like 'duelling banjos', but otherwise its similar, except.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)
(falls off chair, smiling aimlessly)
nether said there was! I often do it myself, along with my good friends Thumper and Flower. Has to be a particular type of flower that we go sniffing, of course
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